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   Whoever called snooker chess with balls was rude, but right.
 ~quote about Games by Clive James

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   He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.
 ~quotes on Effort by Friedrich Nietzsche

   We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.
 ~sayings on God by Malcolm de Chazal

   Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
 ~quotations on Sex by Sommeil Liberosensa

   History shows that there is nothing so easy to enslave and nothing so hard to emancipate as ignorance, hence it becomes the double enemy of civilization. By its servility it is the prey of tyranny, and by its credulity it is the foe of enlightenment.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

   A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
 ~saying about retirement by Erma Bombeck

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   Most of the things we do, we do for no better reason than that our fathers have done them or that our neighbors do them, and the same is true of a larger part than we suspect of what we think.
 ~quote about Conformity by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   If a man examine carefully his thoughts he will be surprised to find how much he lives in the future. His well-being is always ahead.
 ~quotes on Living by Emerson, Journals, 1827

   Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.
 ~sayings on Nature by John Burroughs

   We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
 ~quotations on Religion by H.L. Mencken

   There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at ChristmastimeMature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them
 ~funny retirement sayings by P.J. O'Rourke

   It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
 ~saying about retirement by Mark Twain

   To cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life
 ~quote about Business by Samuel Johnson

   The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
 ~quotes on College by Russell Green

   If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Colette

   Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort.
 ~quotations on Mothers by John Lancaster Spalding

   We are free, truly free, when we don't need to rent our arms to anybody in order to be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths
 ~funny retirement sayings by Ricardo Flores Magon, speech, 31 May 1914

   In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul
 ~saying about retirement by Lisa T. Shepherd

   There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
 ~quote about Dogs by Bern Williams

   People only see what they are prepared to see.
 ~quotes on Living by Emerson

   I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
 ~sayings on Funny Saying by Mark Twain

   If you want to truly understand something, try to change it.
 ~quotations on Changes by Kurt Lewin

   A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Helen Rowland

   A life is too precious to waste to spend on anything but the best.
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   Economic advance is not the same thing as human progress.
 ~quote about Prosperity by John Clapham, A Concise Economic History of Britain, 1957

   Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
 ~quotes on Life by Hans Christian Anderson

   Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.
 ~sayings on Helping by Kahlil Gibran

   Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
 ~quotations on Trust by Charles Krauthammer

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Robert Frost

   Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.
 ~saying about retirement by Author Unknown

   How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
 ~quote about Humorous by Nigel Rees

   One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
 ~quotes on Inner Child by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Sainte-Beuve, Portraits littéraires, 1862

   The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way.
 ~quotations on Creativity by Grace Hopper

   Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it
 ~funny retirement sayings by Thomas Paine

   Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.
 ~saying about retirement by George Santayana

   The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
 ~quote about Leadership by Elaine Agather

   You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
 ~quotes on Gambling by Albert Einstein

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