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   This is the type of thing that as a kid you dream about. Something I've done in my backyard a hundred times. And you never know if you're going to get the opportunity to do it
 ~quote about Baseball by Scott Brosius
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   The best mirror is an old friend
 ~quotes on Friends by George Herbert

   The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking. The walking is good to time the movement of the tongue by, and to keep the blood and the brain stirred up and active; the scenery and the woodsy smells are good to bear in upon a man an unconscious and unobtrusive charm and solace to eye and soul and sense; but the supreme pleasure comes from the talk.
 ~sayings on Walking by Mark Twain

   I believe in America because we have great dreams - and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true
 ~quotations on Patriotic by Wendell L. Wilkie

   I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better p
 ~funny sarcastic saying by C. Hoppe

   I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
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   I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in.
 ~quote about Walking by John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of J

   They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above.
 ~quotes on Love by From a song

   Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic - they are pus.
 ~sayings on Government by Martin H. Fischer

   You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine.... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine.
 ~quotations on Body by Frederick Alexander Lindemann

   Some people hold themselves back because they’re too timid or proud to ask. Asking never kills. Asking makes you appear stupid a few seconds; wiser for life.
 ~funny sarcastic saying by

   A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Bill Emerson, On Bicycling, Saturday Evening Post, 29 July 1967

   Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.
 ~quote about Travel by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Our passions shape our books; repose writes them in the intervals.
 ~quotes on Writing by Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   Our virtues and vices couple with one another, and get children that resemble both their parents.
 ~sayings on Vices by George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections

   Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest.
 ~quotations on Thinking by Author Unknown

   Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
 ~funny sarcastic saying by Author Unknown

   Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Author Unknown

   Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something.
 ~quote about Media Journalism by P.J. O'Rourke

   Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
 ~quotes on Excuses by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin

   Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
 ~sayings on Alcohol by Herman Jackrabbit Smith-Johannsen

   Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated
 ~quotations on Love Quotes by Alfred de Musset

   Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
 ~funny sarcastic saying by Chinese Proverb

   Buy what thou hast no Need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy Necessaries.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Benjamin Franklin

   Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
 ~quote about Taxes by Erving Goffman

   Why should moral distinction be made between death by the spirochete and death by the streptococcus?
 ~quotes on Morality by Martin H. Fischer

   When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
 ~sayings on Government by George Pataki

   God was just showing off when he created you.
 ~quotations on Compliments by From the movie Keeping the Faith

   There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
 ~funny sarcastic saying by Martin A. Sullivan

   Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Truman Capote

   I don't create poetry, I create myself, for me my poems are a way to me.
 ~quote about Poetry by Edith Södergran

   This strange disease of modern life, with its sick hurry, its divided aims.
 ~quotes on Haste by Matthew Arnold

   Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
 ~sayings on Goals by Doug Larson

   It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
 ~quotations on Imagination by Henry David Thoreau

   Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
 ~funny sarcastic saying by Benjamin Franklin

   I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.
 ~saying about sarcastic by Henry David Thoreau

   Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
 ~quote about Attitude by Paavo Nurmi

   Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.
 ~quotes on Caffeine by Author Unknown
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