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   What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
 ~quote about Self-Control by Franklin P. Jones

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   Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree.
 ~quotes on Sleep by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I might have had simply for taking and did not take, my heart is like to break.
 ~sayings on Opportunities by William Hale White

   We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion and put to death by reality
 ~quotations on Death by Judy Garland

   I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
 ~funny saying by Frank Lloyd Wright, quoted, 14 August 1966

   I like the silence of a church, before the service begins better than any preaching.
 ~saying about funny by Ralph Waldo Emerson

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   I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
 ~quote about Sex by Author Unknown

   Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor
 ~quotes on Adversity by Truman Capote

   If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Dawn French

   Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
 ~quotations on Happiness by

   My religiosity consists in a humble admiration of the infinitely superior spirit that reveals itself in the little that we, with our weak and transitory understanding, can comprehend of reality. Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.
 ~funny saying by Albert Einstein

   Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings!
 ~saying about funny by Author Unknown

   Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.
 ~quote about Gratitude by Horace

   Find a need and fill it.
 ~quotes on Helping by Ruth Stafford Peale

   Progress imposes not only new possibilities for the future but new restrictions.
 ~sayings on Society by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950

   God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
 ~quotations on Pregnancy by Martin H. Fischer

   Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
 ~funny saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   How cunningly nature hides every wrinkle of her inconceivable antiquity under roses and violets and morning dew!
 ~saying about funny by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school? Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. Absolutely, the professor said. In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello. I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
 ~quote about Kindness by Joann C. Jones

   Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
 ~quotes on Science by Wernher Von Braun

   Everybody has a powerful aid to success, riches, achievement: AUTO SUGGESTION.
 ~sayings on Success by

   Alice, you'd get more accomplished if you were less of a perfectionist. I've asked Wally to work with you - to teach you how to be less perfect
 ~quotations on Bureaucracy by Dilbert

   Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
 ~funny saying by Author Unknown

   The poem... is a little myth of man's capacity of making life meaningful. And in the end, the poem is not a thing we see - it is, rather, a light by which we may see - and what we see is life.
 ~saying about funny by Robert Penn Warren, Saturday Review, 22 March 1958

   Fear can be headier than whiskey, once man has acquired a taste for it.
 ~quote about Fear by Donald Dowes

   One filled with joy preaches without preaching.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Mother Teresa

   Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
 ~sayings on Philosophy by John Keats

   I was right not to be afraid of any thief but myself, who will end by leaving me nothing.
 ~quotations on Self by Katherine Anne Porter

   For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
 ~funny saying by Johnny Carson

   Even the gods love jokes
 ~saying about funny by Plato

   Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
 ~quote about Virtue by Hugh Prather

   In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
 ~quotes on Summer by Albert Camus

   I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Kahlil Gibran

   Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
 ~quotations on Relationship by

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
 ~funny saying by Nelson Henderson

   We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow.
 ~saying about funny by Woodrow Wilson

   There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
 ~quote about Age by P.G. Wodehouse

   Remember that time is money
 ~quotes on Money by Benjamin Franklin

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