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   The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!
 ~quote about Medical by Martin H. Fischer

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   Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Alphonse Karr

   I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
 ~sayings on Age by Voltaire

   Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless.
 ~quotations on Names by Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

   Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences, but especially so in physics, in which the results of quantum mechanics and relativity theory have opened up two very different paths for physicists to pursue. They may lead us - to put it in extreme terms - to the Buddha or to the Bomb, and it is up to each of us to decide which path to take.
 ~funny saying about girl by Fritjof Capra, The Turning Point, 1982

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~saying about girl by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

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   The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
 ~quote about Age by H.L. Mencken

   As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
 ~quotes on Self Improvement by

   I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 ~sayings on Alcohol by Frank Sinatra

   I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
 ~quotations on Grandparents by Gene Perret

   The man who has no imagination has no wings.
 ~funny saying about girl by Muhammad Ali

   To ask timidly is to invite refusal. Ask as though you expected to receive.
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   A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.
 ~quote about Gambling by William Bolitho

   What a person believes is not as important as how a person believes
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Timothy Virkkala

   The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Henry David Thoreau

   We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Author Unknown

   We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
 ~funny saying about girl by W. Somerset Maugham

   There is as much difference between us and ourselves as between us and others.
 ~saying about girl by Michel de Montaigne

   The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is
 ~quote about Women's Greetings by Helen Rowland

   College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
 ~quotes on College by George Gobel

   The moral flabbiness born of the bitch-goddess SUCCESS. That - with the squalid interpretation put on the word success - is our national disease.
 ~sayings on Success by William James, 11 September 1906

   Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time.
 ~quotations on Proverbs by

   Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.
 ~funny saying about girl by Michel de Montaigne

   Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesnít take effort isnít worth having.
 ~saying about girl by

   Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 ~quote about Happiness by Johnny Carson

   I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese.
 ~quotes on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown (Thank you, Eric.)

   Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
 ~sayings on Life by Samuel Johnson

   Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
 ~quotations on Trees by Author Unknown

   Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough.
 ~funny saying about girl by Confucius, Analects

   Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year.
 ~saying about girl by Victor Borge

   They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing.
 ~quote about Education by Richard Yates

   To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.
 ~quotes on Philosophical by John Burroughs

   Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something
 ~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Henry David Thoreau

   There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out.
 ~quotations on Libraries by Tom Masson

   I think societal instinct much deeper than sex instinct - and societal repression much more devastating.
 ~funny saying about girl by D.H. Lawrence

   People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
 ~saying about girl by David H. Comins

   Losing is the great American sin.
 ~quote about Sports by Jerome Holtzman

   The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation
 ~quotes on Patriotic by Woodrow Wilson

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