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   Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
 ~quote about Guests by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

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   If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
 ~quotes on Cinema by Norman McLaren

   I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a good hit, which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
 ~sayings on American football by Dave Barry

   In union there is strength
 ~quotations on Unity by Aesop

   Itís easy enough to be pleasant, when life flow a long like a song, but the man worthwhile is the man with a smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
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   My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.
 ~saying about girl by Aldous Huxley

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   Art is spirituality in drag.
 ~quote about Art by Jennifer Yane

   I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
 ~quotes on Happiness by J.D. Salinger

   I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed.
 ~sayings on Perspective by Matthew Henry

   Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
 ~quotations on Perspective by Author Unknown

   If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
 ~funny saying about girl by Kelvin Throop

   Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
 ~saying about girl by Steve Rushin

   What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
 ~quote about Reality by Author Unknown

   Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.
 ~quotes on Autumn by George Eliot

   You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
 ~sayings on Grief by Jan Glidewell

   We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.
 ~quotations on Success by

   It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.
 ~funny saying about girl by Mark Twain

   Movement never lies. It is a barometer telling the state of the soul's weather.
 ~saying about girl by Martha Graham

   The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no top.
 ~quote about Success by Nancy Barcus

   The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
 ~quotes on Changes by George Bernard Shaw

   Thou shalt not kill does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Leo Tolstoy

   After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
 ~quotations on Golf by Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent

   There is only one Education, and it has only one goal: the freedom of the mind. Anything that needs an adjective, be it civics education, or socialist education, or Christian education, or whatever-you-like education, is not education, and it has some different goal. The very existence of modified educations is testimony to the fact that their proponents cannot bring about what they want in a mind that is free. An education that cannot do its work in a free mind, and so must teach by homily and precept in the service of these feelings and attitudes and beliefs rather than those, is pure and unmistakable tyranny.
 ~funny saying about girl by Richard Mitchell, The Underground Grammarian, September 1982

   Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
 ~saying about girl by Martha Graham

   Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten
 ~quote about Graduation by B.F. Skinner

   Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
 ~quotes on Humor by Max Eastman

   Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
 ~sayings on Food by Josh Billings

   Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
 ~quotations on Stress by Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949

   Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragranceIt may weave a spell of nostalgiaChristmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in whi
 ~funny saying about girl by Augusta E. Rundel

   No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.
 ~saying about girl by Ellen Glasgow

   Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace.
 ~quote about Compassion by Albert Schweitzer

   Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter
 ~quotes on Love by Bertolt Brecht

   But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
 ~sayings on Life by Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

   Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you get off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking.
 ~quotations on Sports by Gene Mauch

   Education should be exercise; it has become massage.
 ~funny saying about girl by Martin H. Fischer

   Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
 ~saying about girl by Author Unknown

   Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
 ~quote about Sex by Woody Allen

   America is another name for opportunityOur whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race
 ~quotes on Patriotic by Ralph Waldo Emerson

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