Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice.
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When one tears away the veils and shows them naked, people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay.
~quotes on Soul by Octave Mirbeau It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century.
~sayings on Bicycling by Author Unknown Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
~quotations on Compliments by Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899 Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
~funny saying about girl by Eric Hoffer Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
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A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.
~quote about Friendship by Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
~quotes on Golf by Bob Hope If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
~sayings on New Job Congrats by Author Unknown We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.
~quotations on Community by Herman Melville Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever
~funny saying about girl by Don Marquis If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
~saying about girl by Pearl Buck Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
~quote about Helping by Edmund Burke Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
~quotes on Clothing by Benny Hill Boredom is a vital problem of the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it
~sayings on Boredom by Bertrand Russell, philosopher and logician If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless, since their chief purpose is to make us bear with patience the injustice of our fellows.
~quotations on Integrity by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Misanthrope You must be the change you wish to see in the world
~funny saying about girl by Mahatma Ghandi It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.
~saying about girl by George Santayana God gave burdens, also shoulders
~quote about Patriot Day by Yiddish Proverb Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~quotes on Humor by Mark Twain Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
~sayings on Education by Mark Twain No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
~quotations on Women by H.L. Mencken If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
~funny saying about girl by Ashleigh Brilliant A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself.
~saying about girl by Lord Brougham We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams
~quote about Dreams by Arthur O'Shaughnessy Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooker's responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.
~quotes on Baseball by Roger Kahn Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
~sayings on Nostalgia by Owens Lee Pomeroy Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.
~quotations on Relationships by Anonymous Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
~funny saying about girl by Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~saying about girl by Pete Dye Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
~quote about Love by Zora Neale Hurston Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
~quotes on Self Discipline by Stephen Covey This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
~sayings on Funny Saying by Frank Sullivan We must not be forced to explore the universe in search of a new home because we have made the Earth inhospitable, even uninhabitable. For if we do not solve the environmental and related social problems that beset us on Earth - pollution, toxic contamination, resource depletion, prejudice, poverty, hunger - those problems will surely accompany us to other worlds.
~quotations on Environment by Donald G. Kaufman and Cecilia M. Franz, Biosphere 2000: Protecting Our Global Environment, 1996 If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
~funny saying about girl by Lee Trevino Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.
~saying about girl by Author Unknown Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
~quote about Speaking by Jeff Daly Hatred is one long wait.
~quotes on Hate by René Maran
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