I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism.
~quotes on Puns by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858 It is common sense to take a method and try it; if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something
~sayings on Common sense by Franklin D. Roosevelt To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
~quotations on Adversity by Bertrand Russell I merely observe that all living things are manipulated. As long as there is a will, it is bent and twisted constantly. Only the dead are allowed the luxury of freedom, and then only because they want nothing, and therefore can't be thwarted.
~funny saying quote by Orson Scott Card You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.
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Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles.
~quote about Adversity by Maltbie D. Babcock Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
~quotes on Baseball by Sharon Olds, This Sporting Life, 1987 What love is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another.
~sayings on Love by William Carlos Williams Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
~quotations on Violence by Abraham Lincoln Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
~funny saying quote by Channing Pollock, Mr. Moneypenny We live under a government of men and morning newspapers.
~saying about funny by Wendell Phillips The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
~quote about Parties by Carol Matthau You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same
~quotes on Cute by Unknown Man - a reasoning rather than a reasonable animal.
~sayings on Humankind by Alexander Hamilton Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person
~quotations on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Mother Teresa Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~funny saying quote by Mark Twain Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
~saying about funny by Author Unknown I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
~quote about Kisses by Chico Marx Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving
~quotes on Thanksgiving Day by W.T. Purkiser They... threw themselves into the interests of the rest, but each plowed his or her own furrow. Their thoughts, their little passions and hopes and desires, all ran along separate lines. Family life is like this - animated, but collateral.
~sayings on Family by Rose Macaulay Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
~quotations on Weather by Langston Hughes Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
~funny saying quote by Toby Harrah, 1983 If you deliberately plan on being less than you are capable of being, then I warn you that you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life.
~saying about funny by Abraham H. Maslow The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree
~quote about Memorial Day by Thomas Campbell Pity the man who is content with what he is doing and thinking – where nothing inside him is urging him to something bigger and better – that bigger and grander man he was meant to be.
~quotes on Wealth by I am at two with nature.
~sayings on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen History never looks like history when you are living through it.
~quotations on History by John W. Gardner A man is only a leader when a follower stands beside him.
~funny saying quote by Mark Brouwer Don't vote, it only encourages them.
~saying about funny by Author Unknown Science, in the very act of solving problems, creates more of them.
~quote about Science by Abraham Flexner, Universities, 1930 Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
~quotes on Conformity by Clarence Darrow We plant seeds that will flower as results in our lives, so best to remove the weeds of anger, avarice, envy and doubt...
~sayings on Attitude by Dorothy Day Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
~quotations on Christmas by Author Unknown Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
~funny saying quote by Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers we No creature is fully itself till it is, like the dandelion, opened in the bloom of pure relationship to the sun, the entire living cosmos.
~saying about funny by D.H. Lawrence Language is the dress of thought.
~quote about Language by Samuel Johnson Saints are sinners who kept on going.
~quotes on Perseverance by Robert Louis Stevenson
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