Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad
better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By :
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Aesop
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: William Hazlitt
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater
Type: Adversity Quotes By: John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959
When written in Chinese the word "crisis" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity
Type: Humor Quotes By: Tommy Cooper
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Type: Christmas Quotes By: John Andrew Holmes
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants
Type: Motivation Quotes By: Winston Churchill
Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it
Type: Drinking Quotes By: Unknown
Eat; drink; and be merry; for tommorrow you may not be able to afford it
Type: Comedy Quotes By: Steven Wright
(Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody
Type: Friends Quotes By: Charles Caleb Colton
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
Type: For a Friend Quotes By: Dave Tyson Gentry
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Type: Books Quotes By: Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life
Type: I'm Sorry Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
True friends stab you in the front
Type: Friendship Quotes By:
True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Author Unknown
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job
Type: Friends Quotes By: Anais Nin
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
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