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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

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      Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
      Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

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      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

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      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Nicholas Rowe
      The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it?

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Walt Disney
      You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Mother Teresa
       Hungry not only for bread -- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing -- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks -- but homeless because of rejection.

Type: Charity   Quotes By: Antoine de Saint
      Charity never humiliated him who profited from it, nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude, since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made

Type: Election Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you

Type: Independence Day   Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Liberty and Equality," 1905
      Liberty means responsibilityThat is why most men dread it

Type: Determination   Quotes By: 
      Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: George Carlin
      Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Type: Living   Quotes By: 
      We only live once. But if we live properly one is enough.

Type: Children   Quotes By: Dr. Laura Schlessinger
      I am my kid's mom

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
      Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

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      Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more.

Type: Funny Quotes   Quotes By: Mel Brooks
      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Type: Boss Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
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