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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : 
      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Woodrow Wilson
      Some Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen drops of its own weight out of his name

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      Study men’s successes and failures. You’ll notice that a little ready money often made the difference.

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Gene Perret
      Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever."

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Gene Perret
      Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese

Type: Romantic Quotes   Quotes By: Erica Jong
      The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and fee for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more

Type: Unity   Quotes By: James Baldwin
      The moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Thomas Jefferson
      The cement of this union is the heart-blood of every American

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Gene Perret
      Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Malcolm Forbes
      Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Gene Perret
      Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Ernest Hemingway
      Retirement is the ugliest word in the language

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Jonathan Clements
      Retirement is like a long vacation in Las VegasThe goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money

Type: Bureaucracy   Quotes By: George Van Valkenburg
      Government employees (Bureaucrats) like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: George Burns
      Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculousThen I was sixty-five I still had pimples
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