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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: 
      My estimate is that not more than a quarter of all men ever have an original thought. Reading is merely absorbing, taking in. Thinking is creating – giving out.

Type: Boredom   Quotes By: enelope Lombard
      My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film

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      All skills are difficult before they’re easy. To master s skill we must become its slave.

Type: Growth   Quotes By: Bertolt Brecht
      None will improve your lot if you yourself do not.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
      Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men

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      Our ability to say no to false pleasures doubles our means to say yes to true ones.

Type: Family   Quotes By: 
      Our children more attention pay, to what we do, than what we say. Training by example is easy and fast; by explaining long and difficult.

Type: Party Invitations   Quotes By: Fred Allen
      Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same timeThe man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host

Type: Living   Quotes By: Ayn Rand
      The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.

Type: Living   Quotes By: 
      Just like the river
It hits & misses
But always flows..


Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
      It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain't gonna say "damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that grew from the concrete.." you gonna be like "DAMN! a ROSE grew from the CONCRETE?

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: E.M. Forster
      I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and GoodwillBut it is clumsier every year

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Dalai Lama
      My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.


Type: Romantic Quotes   Quotes By: Bryce Courtney
      The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains
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