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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : David Letterman USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright. What's another word for thesaurus?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Type: Car Quotes By: Albert Einstein To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Bobby Murcer Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Unknown Strive to be first: first to nod, first to smile, first to compliment, and first to forgive.
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Type: Living Quotes By: A coin to a beggar deserves a credit; a kind word, two.
Type: Personality Quotes By: To ask timidly is to invite refusal. Ask as though you expected to receive.
Type: Family Quotes By: By the time a son realizes his father usually right, he has a son who thinks his father is usually wrong.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Russian Proverb If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself
Type: Cute Quotes By: Cheech Marin I just thought of something funny...your mother
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Groucho Marx Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Betty Reese If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito
Type: Graduation Quotes By: Andy McIntyre If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!
Type: Unity Quotes By: Booker T. Washington In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress
Type: Responsibility Quotes By: To get things done, be committee of one.
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