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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Jean de La Fontaine
      Sadness flies away on the wings of time

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: 
      A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Rainer Maria Rilke
      Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us

Type: Death   Quotes By: Albert Einstein
      A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death

Type: Death   Quotes By: Rossiter W. Raymond
      Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Zadok Rabinwitz
      A man's dreams are an index to his greatness

Type: Sports   Quotes By: 
      Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: George William Curtis
      A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle

Type: Common sense   Quotes By: Voltaire
      Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980
      [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitiesIt also holds pitfallsThe trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock

Type: Arbor Day   Quotes By: John Muir
      God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floodsBut he cannot save them from fools

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Letty Cottin Pogrebin
      Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love
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