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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
      Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
      Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.

Type: Baby   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Gilda Radner
      I wanted a perfect endingNow I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and endLife is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing w

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Sinclair Lewis
      Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country

Type: Music   Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
      Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.

Type: Housewarming   Quotes By: James Dent
      A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken

Type: Death   Quotes By: J. Robert Oppenheimer
      I am become Death, shatterer of worlds

Type: Missing You   Quotes By: John Dryden
      Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: John Dryden
      Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Paula Poundstone
      I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Gordon William Allport
      Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird," One More From the Road, 1973, performed by Lynyrd S
      If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Oscar Levant
      Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Type: Living   Quotes By: Buddha
      Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: Emerson
      Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
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