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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Type: Motivation Quotes By: Herman Cain Nobody motivates today's workers. If it doesn't come from within, it doesn't come. Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves
Type: Wealth Quotes By: Saving money is building a machine that works for us while we sleep, eat, travel, and retire.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Socrates If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart
Type: Love Quotes By: Walt Disney I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
Type: Computers Quotes By: Bruce Graham Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
Type: Books Quotes By: Jim Rohn Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: John Gay Excuse me, then! you know my heart;But dearest friends, alas! must part.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Edwin Markham Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out
Type: Graduation Quotes By: Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625 A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
Type: Money Quotes By: Don Marquis When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Type: Retirement Quotes By: Chi Chi Rodriguez When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
Type: Retirement Quotes By: R.C. Sherriff When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch
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