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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Celebrity Quotes By: Joan Rivers A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Type: Personality Quotes By: Buddha Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
Type: Freedom Quotes By: William Penn There can be no friendship when there is no freedom; Friendship loves the free air, and will not be fenced up in straight and narrow enclosures
Type: Freedom Quotes By: Unknown A man can be free even within prison walls. Freedom is something spiritual. Whoever has once had it, can never lose it. There are some people who are never free outside a prison
Type: Election Day Quotes By: James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937 Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster
Type: Celebrity Quotes By: David Letterman Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Type: Missing You Quotes By: Author Unknown A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Author Unknown A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again
Type: Friends Quotes By: John Lennon I get by with a little help from my friends
Type: Freedom Quotes By: Mark Twain It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either
Type: Butterfly Quotes By: Rev. W. Bingley Cats, by means of their whiskers, seem to possess something like an additional sense: these have, perhaps, some analogy to the antennae of moths and butterflies
Type: Emotions Quotes By: Fast Food #1! Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days
Type: Goals Quotes By: First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
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