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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
      When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
      I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Type: Personality   Quotes By: 
      You are a great man if you leave the world better than you found it.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Roy Benjamin
      You are a fortunate person, indeed, if you can begin each day accepting the fact that during that day there will be ups and downs, good breaks and bad ones, disappointments, surprises, unexpected turns of events.

Type: Relationship   Quotes By: kaleb
      dont be a fool wrap ur tool!

Type: Entrepreneurism   Quotes By: Roy D. Chapin, Jr.
      Be ready when opportunity comes. Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: 
      Never dwell on what you have lost, only on what you have left. Count your blessings. You’ll always find plenty. You most prized possessions are your un-expired years.

Type: Football   Quotes By: Vince Lombardi
      Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work a company work, a society work, a civilization work

Type: Children   Quotes By: Earvin "Magic" Johnson
      All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them

Type: Maturing Altruistically   Quotes By: 
      In wisdom and judgment men over 50 outstrip men under 30.

Type: Sports   Quotes By: Humphrey Bogart
      A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz

Type: Love   Quotes By: Sir Winston Churchill
      Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found

Type: Groundhog Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Zsa Zsa Gabor
      Macho does not prove mucho

Type: Earth Day   Quotes By: Juvenal, Satires
      Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another

Type: Goals   Quotes By: David Malter in _The Chosen_ by Chaim Potok
      "What does it mean to have to suffer so much if our lives are nothing more than the blink of an eye?...I learned a long time ago, Reuven, that a blink of an eye in itself is nothing. But the eye that blinks, that is something. A span of life is nothing. But the man who lives that span, he is something...."
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