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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Type: Independence Day   Quotes By: Woodrow Wilson
      The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The Poet," Essays, Second Series, 1844
      Yet America is a poem in our eyes; its ample geography dazzles the imagination, and it will not wait long for metres

Type: Unity   Quotes By: Bahá'u'lláh
      So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth

Type: Love Sayings   Quotes By: Helen Gurley Brown
      The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

Type: Basketball   Quotes By: Charles Barkley
      If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Chelsea
      Somewhere, everytime of the day, there will be someone doing a random act of kindness. The Dhali Lhama said, "My religion is very simple. My religion in kindness." I try to be as kind as I can. Everyday, it doesn't matter who it is or who they are, they are worth it. I live by that.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
      If I were to say, ''God, why me?'' about the bad things, then I should have said, ''God, why me?'' about the good things that happened in my life.

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Lew Burdette
      They were starting to hit the dry side of the ball

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Leo Durocher
      If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me

Type: Funny Quotes   Quotes By: Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Type: Sympathy   Quotes By: T. Sachs
      Love here on earth,Love beyond the grave,There are no roads,My love for you can't pave.

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Cindy Crawford
      They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind

Type: Education   Quotes By: Dorothy De Zouche
      If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there

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      A proverb is shorts sentence with long experience.
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