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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
      I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Type: Cool   Quotes By: Charles Lowe
      Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot

Type: Missing You   Quotes By: Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French
      Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French
      Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh
      In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.

Type: Death   Quotes By: Brigham Young
      What we commonly call death does not destroy the body, it only causes a separation of spirit and body

Type: Mothers Day   Quotes By: Dinah Craik
      Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Dinah Craik
      Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep

Type: Fathers Day   Quotes By: Dinah Craik
      Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep

Type: Anniversaries   Quotes By: Dinah Craik
      Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep

Type: Proverbs   Quotes By: 
      What we can’t learn from proverbs we must learn from experience. Which is cheaper?

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: ece
      We have but one life--whether we spend it laughing or weeping.

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Ecclesiastes
      Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Caroline Sheridan Norton
      We have been friends together In sunshine and in shade.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
      To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered
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