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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Type: Maturity Quotes By: Unknown The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, In that case, there is no time to lose. Plant it this afternoon
Type: Success Quotes By: All great decisions were made without complete information, Now is the watchword of the great, the only time there is.
Type: Veterans Day Quotes By: Dick Cheney It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
Type: Independence Day Quotes By: Dick Cheney It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
Type: Self Discipline Quotes By: Aesop It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Type: Worry Quotes By: Robert Frost The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work
Type: I'm Sorry Quotes By: William Blake It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotes By: Dale Carnegie The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: Thomas Moore This heart, my own dear mother, bends,With love's true instinct, back to thee!
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Author Unknown I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both handsYou need to be able to throw something back
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Brian Tracy The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
Type: Chinese Saying Quotes By: Chinese If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Nobel Prize lecture, 11 December 1968 The oceans of history are made turbulent by the ever-rising tides of hateHistory is cluttered with the wreckage of nations and individuals that pursued that self-defeating path of hateLove is the key to the solution of the problems of the world
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