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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Type: Compassion Quotes By: Aesop Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Type: Maturity Quotes By: Immanuel Kant Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's understanding without guidance from another. This immaturity is self-imposed when its cause lies not in the lack of understanding, but in the lack of resolve and courage to use it without guidance from another. Have courage to use your own understanding
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Leo Buscaglia Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around
Type: Patriotic Quotes By: Paul Sweeney How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy
Type: Independence Day Quotes By: Paul Sweeney How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy
Type: Responsibility Quotes By: John F Kennedy Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought
Type: Goals Quotes By: A written down goal, in some way no one yet understands, tends to attract every ingredient it needs to realize it.
Type: Democracy Quotes By: Margaret Thatcher All attempts to destroy democracy by terrorism will fail. It must be business as usual
Type: Success Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta Ultimately, whatever is in your reality is your responsibility.
Type: New Year Quotes By: John Selden Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty
Type: Compassion Quotes By: George MacDonald If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
Type: Thinking of You Quotes By: George MacDonald If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
Type: For a Friend Quotes By: George MacDonald If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
Type: Friends Quotes By: John Boyle O'Reilly Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
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