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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha
      Adversity is like a strong windIt tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Adversity introduces a man to himself

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Josh Billings
      Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires
      Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant

Type: Bureaucracy   Quotes By: Dilbert
      This little box will be your home for sixty hours a week. It comes with an obsolete computer and a binder about safety hazards. Your challenge is to look busy until someone gives you a meaningful assignment

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Robert Pollok
      That bitter word, which closed all earthly friendships and finished every feast of love farewell!

Type: Business   Quotes By: Robert A. Heinlein
      A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain

Type: Books   Quotes By: Marcus Tullius Cicero
      Room without books is like a body without a soul

Type: Independence Day   Quotes By: James G. Blaine
      The United States is the only country with a known birthday

Type: Mankind   Quotes By: Ronald Reagan
      The United States remains the last best hope for a mankind plagued by tyranny and deprivation. America is no stronger than its people - and that means you and me. Well, I believe in you, and I believe that if we work together then one day we will say, ``We fought the good fight. We finished the race We kept the faith.'' And to our children and our children's children we can say, ``We did all that could be done in the brief time that was given to us here on earth

Type: Success   Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
      Why wait when you can create?

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

Type: Living   Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.

Type: Party Invitations   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year
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