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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : David Letterman USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright. What's another word for thesaurus?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: Buddha To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
Type: Self-Determination Quotes By: Seneca Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power
Type: Children Quotes By: P. J. O'Rourke You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
Type: Birthday Sayings Quotes By: Bob Hope You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Author Unknown You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Rocky Bridges You know when you've got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles
Type: I Love You Quotes By: Author Unknown You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well
Type: Bureaucracy Quotes By: Dilbert You know we don't allow anything on cubicle walls. It destroys the acoustic absorption of the fabric
Type: Cute Quotes By: Ethel Barrymore You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Homer, Iliad Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war
Type: Chinese Saying Quotes By: Chinese Proverb Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Type: Humor Quotes By: Rob Tomorrow never come.
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Voltaire Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: Dennis Gabor, Inventing the Future, 1963 Till now man has been up against Nature; from now on he will be up against his own nature
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