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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
      When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
      I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Type: Labor Day   Quotes By: H.L. Mencken
      The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: 
      The only fully educated people are self-educated.

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      The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Ellen DeGeneres
      I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Oscar Levant
      The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Mignon McLaughlin
      The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next

Type: I'm Sorry   Quotes By: Red Auerbach
      The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Paul MacCready
      The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: 
      the only attitude is a Good attitude

Type: Education   Quotes By: Winston Churchill
      I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: Akeem Olajuwon
      I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best

Type: Cool   Quotes By: Vicki Baum
      Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      A surplus of wants is oftener the cause of poverty than shortage of income.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Arthur H. Stainback
      The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.
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