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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : 
      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Type: Proverbs   Quotes By: 
      Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Azie Taylor Morton
      Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.

Type: Business   Quotes By: Wayne Calloway
      Nothing focuses the mind better than the constant sight of a competitor who wants to wipe you off the map

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Robert Frost
      Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose-unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction

Type: Success   Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
      Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.

Type: Mothers Day   Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s

Type: Baby   Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s

Type: Goals   Quotes By: 
      Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.

Type: Computers   Quotes By: Douglas Adams
      The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Thousands with talent are drifters. Genius will not. Un rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence alone solves all the world’s big problems.

Type: Success   Quotes By: W.W. Ziege
      Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.


Type: Humor   Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Plautus
      Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend

Type: Flag Day   Quotes By: Franklin Knight Lane
      I swing before your eyes as a bright gleam of color, a symbol of yourself, the pictured suggestion of that big thing which makes this nationMy stars and my stripes are your dream and your laborsThey are bright with cheer, brilliant with courage, firm with
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