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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : 
      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949
      Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: 
      Let your happiness come out of your work, or you’ll never know what happiness is.

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Put your future in good hands - your own

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Unknown
      Let your dream devour your life not your life devour your dream

Type: Thank You.   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Phillips Brooks
      Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feetBelieve in manSoberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and placeThere is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Carl Schurz
      Our country, right or wrongWhen right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: James Bryce
      Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegianceIt is also owed to justice and to humanityPatriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: James Bryce
      Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegianceIt is also owed to justice and to humanityPatriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong

Type: Wealth   Quotes By: 
      Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them.

Type: Enthusiasm   Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
      It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth.

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: May Sarton
      I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne
      Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering
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