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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Type: Success Quotes By: The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990 Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Edward Everett Hale I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.
Type: Living Quotes By: Richard Bach Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Carrie Martinez I am only capable of what I am capable of, within my own capabilities.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: William Jennings Bryan On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence
Type: Football Quotes By: David Beckham I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet
Type: Sports Quotes By: Vince Lombardi If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Type: Career Quotes By: Most unhappy and frustrated people are that way because they’re trying to do something nature didn’t equip them for.
Type: Proverbs Quotes By: Buddha The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
Type: For a Friend Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau The language of friendship is not words but meanings
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Type: Goals Quotes By: Melissa Macias if things look to hard at first you should just keep on trying.
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Aristotle If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.
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