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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Type: Drinking Quotes By: Ann Landers People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Type: Teacher Appreciation Quotes By: Author Unknown Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacherThat is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number
Type: Comedy Quotes By: Steven Wright OK, so what's the speed of dark
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: H. L. Hunt Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
Type: Living Quotes By: Buddha We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Type: Movie Quotes By: Jack Sparrow If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment ... that was it
Type: Baby Quotes By: Dave Barry If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland
Type: Friends Quotes By: Unknown If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Seymour Cray If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Type: Death Quotes By: Stephen Levine If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Type: I'm Sorry Quotes By: Stephen Levine If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Type: Cool Quotes By: Langston Hughes Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you
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