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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      I've fallen in love many times... always with you

Type: Party Invitations   Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke
      After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: 
      Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.

Type: Weddings   Quotes By: Douglas William Jerrold
      After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Brian Tracy
      The quality of love and the duration of a relationship are in direct proportion to the depth of the commitment by both people to making the relationship successful. Commit yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally to the most important people in your life

Type: Kindness   Quotes By: Ayn Rand
      Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.

Type: Boredom   Quotes By: Evelyn Waugh
      Punctuality is the virtue of the bored

Type: Housewarming   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were

Type: Personality   Quotes By: 
      Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.

Type: Mankind   Quotes By: Albert Einstein
      Nationalism is an infantile diease, the measles of mankind

Type: Creativity   Quotes By: Marcel Proust
      The real voyage of discovery consists not in making new landscapes but in having new eyes.

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Marcel Proust
      The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
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