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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Type: Humor Quotes By: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Sydney J. Harris Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be
Type: Living Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood Democracy is necessitated by the fact that all men are sinners; it is made possible by the fact that we know it.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Robert Byrne Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least
Type: Election Day Quotes By: James Russell Lowell Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Irving Kristol Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Alan Coren Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear
Type: Unknown Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Rita Rudner Men reach their sexual peak at eighteenWomen reach theirs at thirty-fiveDo you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Type: Sports Quotes By: Albert Einstein You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...No we must not You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball
Type: Humor Quotes By: Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Author Unknown May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Robin Morgan Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell
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