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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Type: Love Quotes By: Judith >"'< Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Brian Tracy You deserve the very best life has to offer. Reach out for it.
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Dale Carnegie The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Type: Death Quotes By: Gloria Steinem Dying seems less sad than having lived too little
Type: Halloween Quotes By: Lauren Springer Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sackSadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the
Type: Sports Soccer Quotes By: Stuart Pearce I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Any baseball is beautiful. No other small package comes as close to the ideal in design and utility. It is a perfect object for a man's hand. Pick it up and it instantly suggests its purpose: it is meant to be thrown a considerable distance-thrown hard and with precision. Its feel and heft are the beginning of the sport's critical dimensions; if it were a fraction of an inch larger or smaller, a few centigrams heavier or lighter, the game of baseball would be utterly different
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Elmer Davis Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Janette Barber I refuse to think of them as chin hairsI think of them as stray eyebrows
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr. I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the f
Type: Death Quotes By: Frederick Douglass I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it. Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death
Type: Personality Quotes By: Buddha The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Dale Carnegie Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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