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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Tea Rose Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Eva Gabor Love is a game that two can play and both win
Type: Friends Quotes By: Aristotle What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies
Type: Love Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Type: Retirement Quotes By: William Wordsworth Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Voltaire Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination
Type: Commitment Ceremonies Quotes By: Voltaire Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination
Type: Living Quotes By: Buddha Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Lou Reed, "Magic and Loss" There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out
Type: Movie Quotes By: Auntie Mame Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes outIt is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human beingWe should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit
Type: For a Friend Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes outIt is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human beingWe should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit
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