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Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
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Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Growth Quotes By: Osho Knowledge is not information, it's transformation.
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson Be kindEveryone you meet is fighting a hard battle
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960 Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
Type: Thinking of You Quotes By: Author Unknown God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them
Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: Author Unknown God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Author Unknown The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Jim Bouton The older they get, the better they were when they were younger
Type: Arbor Day Quotes By: John Muir No wonder the hills and groves were God's first temples, and the more they are cut down and hewn into cathedrals and churches, the farther off and dimmer seems the Lord himself
Type: Democracy Quotes By: H. L. Mencken Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, are right
Type: Election Day Quotes By: H.L. Mencken, 1956 Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Gene Perret Our wedding was many years agoThe celebration continues to this day
Type: New Year Quotes By: Mark Twain Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oathToday, we are a pious and exemplary communityThirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings consider
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Every day say to yourself: something good is going to happen to me today.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotes By: Benjamin Franklin One today is worth two tomorrows.
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