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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
      What's another word for thesaurus?
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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
      When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
      I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Type: Worry   Quotes By: Unknown
      Worry is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere

Type: Living   Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
      Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Type: Success   Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
      Money is kind of a base subject. Like water, food, air and housing, it affects everything yet for some reason the world of academics thinks it's a subject below their social standing.

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: Euripides
      There is just one life for each of us: our own

Type: Comedy   Quotes By: Mel Brooks
      Humor is just another defense against the universe

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Sa'di (Musharrif-uddin)
      A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity 'til he has tasted adversity

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Buddha
      Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Elisabeth Guizot
      There is in every true woman’s heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820
      There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity

Type: Financial   Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
      Money is important, but I don't want to spend all my life working for it

Type: Money   Quotes By: Arthur Schopenhauer
      Money is human happiness in the abstract: he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes his heart entirely to money

Type: Earth Day   Quotes By: Brooke Medicine Eagle
      There is hope if people will begin to awaken that spiritual part of themselves, that heartfelt knowledge that we are caretakers of this planet

Type: Comedy   Quotes By: James Thurber
      Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: 
      A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
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