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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
      Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.

Type: Commitment Ceremonies   Quotes By: Stephen King
      The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau
      The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau
      The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: Fred Dehner
      The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
      You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.

Type: Earth Day   Quotes By: Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972
      Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simpleIt is man who complicates it

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Unknown
      The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: W.J. Cameron
      The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.

Type: Creativity   Quotes By: Grace Hopper
      The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way.

Type: Success   Quotes By: Alice Walker
      The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any.

Type: Halloween   Quotes By: Theodosia Garrison
      At first cock-crow the ghosts must go,Back to their quiet graves below.

Type: Cute   Quotes By: Linda Knight
      The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The most beautiful view is the one I share with you

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Elisabeth Foley
      The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart
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