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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Type: Movie   Quotes By: Robertson Davies
      My dear fellow, my whole life is moved by the principle that the one thing which is more important than peace is music. It is because I believe that I am poor

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Unknown
      If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: Jewish Saying
      Whoever does not try, does not learn.

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: John Robinson
      I never criticize a player until they are first convinced of my unconditional confidence in their abilities

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      However blind a man may be, others’ faults, he sure to see.

Type: Birthday Sayings   Quotes By: birthday boy
      On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!

Type: Success   Quotes By: Dolly Parton
      If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader.

Type: Love   Quotes By: Mozart
      Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: Paulina
      I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Wallace Bruce
      Who kept the faith and fought the fight;The glory theirs, the duty ours.

Type: Proverbs   Quotes By: 
      A few proverbs close at hand to keep up our spirits help us more than any college degree.

Type: Compassion   Quotes By: Emerson
      It is proof of high culture to say the greatest matters in the simplest way.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Norman Vincent Peale
      Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solutionIf you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds
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