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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
      What's another word for thesaurus?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
      When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
      In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drankPeople passing each other on the street would say 'M

Type: Birthday Sayings   Quotes By: Bernard M. Baruch
      To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am

Type: Determination   Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
      People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily.

Type: Election Day   Quotes By: Walter H. Judd
      People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the peopleOf course, that is not trueDecisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing

Type: Freedom   Quotes By: Vaclav Havel
      I have often asked myself why human beings have any rights at all. I always come to the conclusion that human rights, human freedoms, and human dignity have their deepest roots somewhere outside the perceptible world. These values are as powerful as they are because, under certain circumstances, people accept them without compulsion and are willing to die for them

Type: Love   Quotes By: Jan Laurence Fernan
      anyone of us has a right to love and to be loved,so go on and find anyone so that you will be loved.

Type: Friendship   Quotes By: 
      A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      Beware of small needless expenses. Small leaks sink big ships – and big men – and big business – and big nations.

Type: Books   Quotes By: Robert M. Hamilton
      A book of quotations . . . can never be complete

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      A love of quick gain has turned rich men into paupers.

Type: Wealth   Quotes By: Bishop Talbu
      I know of no way in which a man can be more innocently employed than in making money.

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Harold Loukes
      An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as a act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Aesop
      No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.

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