Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Type: Business Quotes By: Thomas Carlyle Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand
Type: Dreams Quotes By: Greg Anderson Think impossible and dreams get discarded, projects get abandoned, and hope for wellness is torpedoed. But let someone yell the words It's possible, and resources we hadn't been aware of come rushing in to assist us in our quest
Type: Friendship Quotes By: Mignon McLaughlin It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not
Type: New Year Quotes By: Bill Vaughan An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year inA pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Winston Churchill A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Irv Kupcinet An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day
Type: Future Quotes By: Jim Rohn Take time to gather up the past so that you will be able to draw from your experiences and invest them in the future
Type: Future Quotes By: Eric Hoffer In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists
Type: Motivation Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson This time like all times is a very good one if we but know what to do with it
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Robert F. Kennedy Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope... and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a cur
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: My estimate is that not more than a quarter of all men ever have an original thought. Reading is merely absorbing, taking in. Thinking is creating – giving out.
Type: Boredom Quotes By: enelope Lombard My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film
Type: Success Quotes By: All skills are difficult before they’re easy. To master s skill we must become its slave.
Type: Growth Quotes By: Bertolt Brecht None will improve your lot if you yourself do not.