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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Type: Birthdays   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Edward Westcott
      They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe

Type: Get Well Soon   Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher
      To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine

Type: Business   Quotes By: Gertrude Stein
      It is awfully important to know what is and what is not your business

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Callie Ledyard
      Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Billy Hughes
      When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
      You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the need for this in my life’.

Type: Self Confidence   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Chamfort
      This have I know the exchange of two illusions and the contact of two skins

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: G.A. Johnston Ross
      If I have enjoyed the hospitality of the Host of this universe, Who daily spreads a table in my sight, surely I cannot do less than acknowledge my dependence

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Minot J. Savage
      The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Minot J. Savage
      The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.

Type: Personality   Quotes By: Aristotle
      The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929
      The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder

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