Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Jessie Jackson A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Garrison Keillor Be well, do good work, and keep in touch
Type: New Job Congrats Quotes By: Author Unknown To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon
Type: Birthday Sayings Quotes By: John Glenn For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday
Type: Drinking Quotes By: Britney Spears They'll talk about me showing cleavage and my belly, but they don't say anything about the artists who accept an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out. After the awards show, I go home, drink my tea and go to bed
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Jesse Jackson Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
Type: Common sense Quotes By: Myrtle Auvil Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent Just common sense and love will do
Type: Cool Quotes By: Willa Cather I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived
Type: Friendship Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Type: Friends Quotes By: George Eliot No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence
Type: Birthdays Quotes By: Author Unknown I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now
Type: Thinking of You Quotes By: John Burroughs I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see
Type: Celebrity Quotes By: Howard Stern I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated
Type: Success Quotes By: Hannibal We will either find a way, or make one.
Type: Emotions Quotes By: To feel brave and cheerful, act brave and cheerful. Feeling will follow.