Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Jean Paul Richter Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell
Type: Death Quotes By: Wittgenstein For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world
Type: Books Quotes By: Voltaire It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books
Type: Curiosity Quotes By: Marion Woodman If we fail to nourish our souls, they wither, and without soul, life ceases to have meaning. The creative process shrivels in the absence of continual dialogue with the soul. And creativity is what makes life worth living
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923 Much of your pain is self-chosen
Type: Business Quotes By: Peter F. Drucker Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done
Type: Personality Quotes By: Most of us would rather be ruined by praise than helped by criticism.
Type: Unknown Quotes By: Unknown Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
Type: Teacher Appreciation Quotes By: Thurgood Marshall None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstrapsWe got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots
Type: Determination Quotes By: Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I canI want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Oprah Winfrey Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down