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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
      It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

Type: Determination   Quotes By: Vermont Proverb
      It isn't the whistle that pulls the train.

Saying is one thing and doing another.


Type: Money   Quotes By: Alan Alda
      It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich

Type: Sports Volleyball   Quotes By: Kerri Walsh
      We don't have a World Series or a Super Bowl, so to be able to come home with a gold medal is amazing. I want to do it again in four more years

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Wade Boggs
      I didn't get over 1300 walks without knowing the strike zone

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism
      We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack

Type: Death   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Tina Turner
      I wasn't as smart then as I am now. But who ever is?

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Charles F. Browne
      We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Jeff Blair
      Nobody's gone after Reds with this much vigor since Joe McCarthy

Type: Career   Quotes By: Stephen Covey
      If you're proactive, you don't have to wait for circumstances or other people to create perspective expanding experiences. You can consciously create your own.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: John A. Simone, Sr.
      If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll changeIf you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: Winston Churchill
      If you're going through hell, keep going.

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