Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Og Mandino Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnightExtend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any rewardYour life will never be the same again
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Type: Thank You. Quotes By: William Feather Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Forgiving saves the high cost of anger and the higher cost of hating.
Type: Money Quotes By: Cal Thomas Squeezing our money out of politicians is more difficult than squeezing blood from a turnip. To paraphrase an Oscar Hammerstein love song, once they have found a way to take our money, they never let it go
Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Jack Handey One thing kids like is to be trickedFor instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse"Oh, no," I said"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thoug
Type: Money Quotes By: Warren Buffet Investing is simple, but not easy
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Suffering is above, not belowAnd everyone thinks that suffering is belowAnd everyone wants to rise
Type: Attitude Quotes By: A burning desire is the greatest of all motivators and stimulators.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Emma Goldman If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Paul Sweeney A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
Type: Success Quotes By: Frank Loyd Wright The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Type: Business Quotes By: Ray Kroc In business for yourself, not by yourself.
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered countryThey soon cease to cumber; they fertilize