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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
      Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
      Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Washington Irving
      Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: W.J. Cameron
      Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Lenora Mattingly Weber
      Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Richard Lamm
      Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for itDeficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Carol Nelson
      Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke
      Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Augusta E. Rundel
      Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragranceIt may weave a spell of nostalgiaChristmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in whi

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Schuyler Colfax
      These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea

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      Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.

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      The human will, that force unseen, the offspring of the deathless soul, the walls of granite, intervene, can hew a path to any goal.

Type: New Year   Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher
      Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face

Type: Easter   Quotes By: Albert Laighton
      Where man sees but withered leaves,God sees sweet flowers growing.

Type: Funny Quotes   Quotes By: Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

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