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      Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.

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      Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

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      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

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      Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Simone de Beauvoir
      I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom

Type: Independence Day   Quotes By: Simone de Beauvoir
      I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom

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      Select that career which, while you are building it, it also building you.

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      Better than low taxes for mending hard times is the habit of spending less than we earn. Wealth comes oftener from decreasing our wants than from increasing our income. A real sign of growing sense is learning to reduce expenses.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Richard Watson Gilder
      Better than honor and glory, and History's iron pen,Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.

Type: Living   Quotes By: Buddha
      Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Groucho Marx
      I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Type: Anniversaries   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off

Type: Children   Quotes By: Jim Rohn
      If you talk to your children, you can help them to keep their lives together. If you talk to them skillfully, you can help them to build future dreams

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Type: Death   Quotes By: Socrates
      Do not take thought for your persons or your properties, but first and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that the virtue is not given by money, but that from vitue come money and every other good of man, public as well as private... The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death

Type: Living   Quotes By: Elbert Hubbard
      Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Tim McGraw
      We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Geraldine Ferraro
      If you take advantage of everything America has to offer, thereís nothing you canít accomplish

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