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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
      Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: James Dean
      Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today

Type: Death   Quotes By: Mahatma Gandhi
      Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow

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      What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Good enaogh.....isn't!

Type: Grandparents Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting

Type: Books   Quotes By: Norman Cousins
      A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas-a place where history comes to life

Type: Books   Quotes By: Unknown
      A library is an arsenal of liberty

Type: Party Invitations   Quotes By: Desiderius Erasmus
      [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Walt Mason
      For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Laura Ingalls Wilder
      Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: 
      The smart way to knock a chip off a man’s shoulder is to pat him on the back.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Cindy Crawford
      You start out happy that you have no hips or boobsAll of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppyThen just when you start liking them, they start drooping

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
      The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry

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