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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Jean Paul Richter
      Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell

Type: Death   Quotes By: Wittgenstein
      For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world

Type: Books   Quotes By: Voltaire
      It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books

Type: Curiosity   Quotes By: Marion Woodman
      If we fail to nourish our souls, they wither, and without soul, life ceases to have meaning. The creative process shrivels in the absence of continual dialogue with the soul. And creativity is what makes life worth living

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923
      Much of your pain is self-chosen

Type: Business   Quotes By: Peter F. Drucker
      Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done

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      Most of us would rather be ruined by praise than helped by criticism.

Type: Unknown   Quotes By: Unknown
      Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Quotes By: Thurgood Marshall
      None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstrapsWe got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots

Type: Determination   Quotes By: 
      Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: 
      Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw
      I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I canI want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live

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      Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Oprah Winfrey
      Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

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