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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Helen Rowland
      The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is

Type: Flag Day   Quotes By: Alvin Owsley
      That piece of red, white and blue bunting means five thousand years of struggle upwardsIt is the full-grown flower of ages of fighting for libertyIt is the century plant of human hope in bloom

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Teddy Pendergrass
      Life didn't promise to be wonderful

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Eminem
      If I didn't make a statement with Elton John tonight, I don't know what else to do

Type: Growth   Quotes By: Buddha
      To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent

Type: Death   Quotes By: Charles Brower
      A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Type: Money   Quotes By: IRS auditor
      The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Cicero
      I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      Most rich men value their work more than their money. Their work make them happy by making them forgot them self.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: Countess of Blessington
      Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart

Type: Thank You.   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

Type: Responsibility   Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
      Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

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