Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Author Unknown Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Washington Irving Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
Type: Christmas Quotes By: W.J. Cameron Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Lenora Mattingly Weber Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Richard Lamm Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for itDeficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Carol Nelson Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home
Type: Christmas Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Augusta E. Rundel Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragranceIt may weave a spell of nostalgiaChristmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in whi
Type: Memorial Day Quotes By: Schuyler Colfax These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea
Type: Career Quotes By: Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.
Type: Success Quotes By: The human will, that force unseen, the offspring of the deathless soul, the walls of granite, intervene, can hew a path to any goal.
Type: New Year Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face
Type: Easter Quotes By: Albert Laighton Where man sees but withered leaves,God sees sweet flowers growing.
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!