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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Jessie Jackson
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

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      Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
      Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

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      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

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      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Garrison Keillor
      Be well, do good work, and keep in touch

Type: New Job Congrats   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon

Type: Birthday Sayings   Quotes By: John Glenn
      For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday

Type: Drinking   Quotes By: Britney Spears
      They'll talk about me showing cleavage and my belly, but they don't say anything about the artists who accept an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out. After the awards show, I go home, drink my tea and go to bed

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
      Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

Type: Common sense   Quotes By: Myrtle Auvil
      Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent Just common sense and love will do

Type: Cool   Quotes By: Willa Cather
      I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived

Type: Friendship   Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
      Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.

Type: Friends   Quotes By: George Eliot
      No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence

Type: Birthdays   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now

Type: Thinking of You   Quotes By: John Burroughs
      I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Howard Stern
      I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated

Type: Success   Quotes By: Hannibal
      We will either find a way, or make one.

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: 
      To feel brave and cheerful, act brave and cheerful. Feeling will follow.

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