Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Helen Rowland The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is
Type: Flag Day Quotes By: Alvin Owsley That piece of red, white and blue bunting means five thousand years of struggle upwardsIt is the full-grown flower of ages of fighting for libertyIt is the century plant of human hope in bloom
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Teddy Pendergrass Life didn't promise to be wonderful
Type: Celebrity Quotes By: Eminem If I didn't make a statement with Elton John tonight, I don't know what else to do
Type: Growth Quotes By: Buddha To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent
Type: Death Quotes By: Charles Brower A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow
Type: Humor Quotes By: Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Type: Money Quotes By: IRS auditor The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Cicero I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Type: Financial Quotes By: Most rich men value their work more than their money. Their work make them happy by making them forgot them self.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Countess of Blessington Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart
Type: Thank You. Quotes By: Author Unknown It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Author Unknown It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
Type: Responsibility Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.