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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : 
      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Type: Love   Quotes By: myself
      If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"


Type: Mothers Day   Quotes By: Marion C. Garretty
      Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible

Type: Attitude   Quotes By:  The Reverend Jesse Jackson
       Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.

Type: Death   Quotes By: Sir Winston Churchill
      When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

Type: Charity   Quotes By: Franklin D. Roosevelt
      Peace, like charity, begins at home

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: 
      One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.

Type: April Fool's Day   Quotes By: Jack Handey
      I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: Aesop
      Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.

Type: Football   Quotes By: Various
      Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.

Type: Love   Quotes By: Alice Walker
      I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.

Type: Death   Quotes By: Unknown
      We all labor against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases

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