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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Type: Election Day   Quotes By: Alexander Woollcott
      I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Ella Harris
      A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      A hundred hearts would be too few, To carry all my love for you.

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      By appreciation, we make others’ excellencies our own properly.

Type: Love   Quotes By: George Eliot
      What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: uncle
      With great power comes great responsibility.

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at

Type: Children   Quotes By: Unknown
      Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Lucy Van Pelt
      All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Type: Personality   Quotes By: 
      None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.

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      The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.

Type: Children   Quotes By: Edgar Watson Howe
      If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers

Type: Veterans Day   Quotes By: Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit
      The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war

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