Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright. What's another word for thesaurus?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Oscar Wilde Perhaps, after all, America never has been discoveredI myself would say that it had merely been detected
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Don Meredith If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
Type: Proverbs Quotes By: Robert Benchley Tell us your phobias & we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Type: Movie Quotes By: Laura Miller Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Oscar Wilde, Lady Windemere's Fan, 1896 In this world there are only two tragediesOne is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: Author Unknown A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960 Love is what you've been through with somebody
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: Buddha Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Henry Van Dyke Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Translation Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Sydney Smith Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
Type: Sympathy Quotes By: Author Unknown Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Scott Brosius This is the type of thing that as a kid you dream about. Something I've done in my backyard a hundred times. And you never know if you're going to get the opportunity to do it
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Hoosier Farmer Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots