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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
      The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
      Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

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      Itís harder, but more rewarding, to be a master of one thing than a jack of all.

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: Stephen Covey
      Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.

Type: New Year   Quotes By: Hamilton Wright Mabie
      New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening

Type: New Year   Quotes By: Charles Lamb
      New Year's Day is every man's birthday

Type: Death   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day

Type: Death   Quotes By: Francis Bacon
      Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other

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      Much happiness is overlooked because it doesnít cost anything.

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      What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.

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      What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.

Type: Living   Quotes By: Madison
      I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...

Type: Entrepreneurism   Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
      This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Unknown
      Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe

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      Never answer and angry word with an angry word. Itís always the second remark that starts the trouble.

Type: Education   Quotes By: Clarence Thomas
      Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot

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