Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Type: Dreams Quotes By: James Dean Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
Type: Death Quotes By: Mahatma Gandhi Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
Type: Unknown Quotes By: What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Type: Grandparents Day Quotes By: Author Unknown Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting
Type: Books Quotes By: Norman Cousins A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas-a place where history comes to life
Type: Books Quotes By: Unknown A library is an arsenal of liberty
Type: Party Invitations Quotes By: Desiderius Erasmus [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Walt Mason For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Laura Ingalls Wilder Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
Type: Emotions Quotes By: The smart way to knock a chip off a man’s shoulder is to pat him on the back.
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Cindy Crawford You start out happy that you have no hips or boobsAll of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppyThen just when you start liking them, they start drooping
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670 The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of
Type: I Love You Quotes By: Author Unknown You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry