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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
      What's another word for thesaurus?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
      Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
      To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
      Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
      Perhaps, after all, America never has been discoveredI myself would say that it had merely been detected

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Don Meredith
      If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?

Type: Proverbs   Quotes By: Robert Benchley
      Tell us your phobias & we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Type: Movie   Quotes By: Laura Miller
      Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Oscar Wilde, Lady Windemere's Fan, 1896
      In this world there are only two tragediesOne is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it

Type: Mothers Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960
      Love is what you've been through with somebody

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: Buddha
      Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Henry Van Dyke
      Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity

Type: Love Sayings   Quotes By: Translation
      Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great

Type: Love Sayings   Quotes By: Sydney Smith
      Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense

Type: Sympathy   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Scott Brosius
      This is the type of thing that as a kid you dream about. Something I've done in my backyard a hundred times. And you never know if you're going to get the opportunity to do it

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Hoosier Farmer
      Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots

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