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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Type: Labor Day   Quotes By: Marc Chagall
      Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life

Type: Personality   Quotes By: Jim Rohn
      It doesn't take a million dollars to learn the difference between a bottle of fine wine and a Pepsi. Sophistication is a study not an amount.

Type: Comedy   Quotes By: Philip Butler, Vietnam POW
      Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Vine Deloria, Jr.
      When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Quotes By: K. Patricia Cross
      The task of the excellent teacher is to stimulate "apparently ordinary" people to unusual effortThe tough problem is not in identifying winners: it is in making winners out of ordinary people

Type: Determination   Quotes By: Aesop
      Persuasion is often more effectual than force.

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.

Type: Compassion   Quotes By: Pema Chodron
      Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves.

Type: Children   Quotes By: Lisa T. Shepherd
      In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Rose F. Kennedy
      Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?

Type: Retirement   Quotes By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
      Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to

Type: Love   Quotes By: Charles Dickens
      Never sign a valentine with your own name

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      The easiest and quickest way to change ourselves is to set a lofty goal and work for it.

Type: Career   Quotes By: 
      The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.

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