Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Type: Birthdays Quotes By: Author Unknown Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Edward Westcott They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe
Type: Get Well Soon Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine
Type: Business Quotes By: Gertrude Stein It is awfully important to know what is and what is not your business
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Callie Ledyard Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the need for this in my life’.
Type: Self Confidence Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Chamfort This have I know the exchange of two illusions and the contact of two skins
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: G.A. Johnston Ross If I have enjoyed the hospitality of the Host of this universe, Who daily spreads a table in my sight, surely I cannot do less than acknowledge my dependence
Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: Minot J. Savage The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
Type: Memorial Day Quotes By: Minot J. Savage The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
Type: Personality Quotes By: Aristotle The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929 The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder