Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Type: Growth Quotes By: Itís harder, but more rewarding, to be a master of one thing than a jack of all.
Type: Self Discipline Quotes By: Stephen Covey Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
Type: New Year Quotes By: Hamilton Wright Mabie New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
Type: New Year Quotes By: Charles Lamb New Year's Day is every man's birthday
Type: Death Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day
Type: Death Quotes By: Francis Bacon Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Much happiness is overlooked because it doesnít cost anything.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.
Type: Emotions Quotes By: What happen to us is but a trifle compared to what happened in us.
Type: Living Quotes By: Madison I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...
Type: Entrepreneurism Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Unknown Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Never answer and angry word with an angry word. Itís always the second remark that starts the trouble.
Type: Education Quotes By: Clarence Thomas Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot