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      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

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      Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Martin Luther
      Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces,
I would still plant my apple tree.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Garth Brooks
      Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

Type: Business   Quotes By: Elbert Hubbard
      Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny

Type: Funny Quotes   Quotes By: Woody Allen
      What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Joseph Drake
      And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory lights the soldier's tomb, and beauty weeps the brave

Type: Financial   Quotes By: Henry Ford
      If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher
      Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they dead that yet act? Are they dead that yet move upon society and inspire the people with nobler motives and more heroic patriotism?

Type: Money   Quotes By: Francis Bacon
      If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him

Type: Veterans Day   Quotes By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy
      As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy
      As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Elbert Hubbard
      Never explain-your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr., about the March on Washington in the summer of 1963, Why We Can't Wait, 19
      As television beamed the image of this extraordinary gathering across the border oceans, everyone who believed in man's capacity to better himself had a moment of inspiration and confidence in the future of the human race

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Coventry Patmore
      Every evil is some good spelt backwards, and in it the wise know how to read Wisdom

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