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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
      Jesus is like Sugar..

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Robert Ingersoll
      In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Sandra Bullock
      Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery State' on a license plate

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      Winner never quit, quitter never win.

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Danish Proverb
      Bad is never good until worse happens

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Walt Schmidt
      You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: 
      We can never do a kindness too soon because we never know how soon it will be too late.

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Benjamin Harrison
      I have never been able to think of the day as one of mourning; I have never quite been able to feel that half-masted flags were appropriate on Decoration DayI have rather felt that the flag should be at the peak, because those whose dying we commemorate r

Type: Future   Quotes By: Euripides
      He who neglects learning in his youth loses the past and is dead for the future

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      What I need to live has been given to me by the earthWhy I need to live has been given to me by you

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: 
      All we need for lasting happiness is something to be enthusiastic about a worthy goal.

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: Florence Littauer
      We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Ruth Stafford Peale
      Find a need and fill it

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