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      Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Calvin
      Great experience are even better when they are share!

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : C.T.
      Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
      A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
      Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Type: Halloween   Quotes By: Erma Bombeck
      A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween

Type: Grandparents Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television

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      We wildly underestimate the power of the tiniest personal touch of kindness.

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: Donald Laird
      To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart

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      Every difficulty postponed becomes greater later. Each victory makes the next one easier.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Cort Flint
      It is difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you.

Type: Baby   Quotes By: George MacDonald
      Where did you come from, baby dear?Out of the Everywhere and into here.

Type: Mothers Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Type: Growth   Quotes By: Osho
      Knowledge is not information, it's transformation.

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson
      Be kindEveryone you meet is fighting a hard battle

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
      Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty

Type: Thinking of You   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends

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