Smile & laugh with funny ass sayings from our database!

funny ass sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Type: Future   Quotes By: Nido Qubein
      Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: 
      Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.

Type: Entrepreneurism   Quotes By: 
      Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.

Type: Career   Quotes By: Albert Schweizer
      Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.

Type: Entertainment   Quotes By: Rob Pike
      Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having

Type: Creativity   Quotes By: 
      Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.

Type: Maturing Altruistically   Quotes By: 
      Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.

Type: Death   Quotes By: Betty Bender
      Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death

Type: Get Well Soon   Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882
      Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882
      Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: Harriet Braiker
      Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing

Type: Self Improvement   Quotes By: 
      A strong conviction that a thing can be done conditions the mind – impels it to think to find a way to do it.

Type: Baby   Quotes By: Carole Tabron
      A crying baby is the best form of birth control

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: Marlene Dietrich
      Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm. Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone. If possible, you should always sleep with someone you love. You both recharge your mutual batteries free of charge

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Sayings Links That Will Put Smile On Your Face
Funny Sayings Links


Receive funny ass sayings of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:




 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 kindness
 persistence
 responsibility
 freedom
 health
 wealth
 attitude
 dream
 enthusiasm
 friend
 goal
 happiness
 life
 smile
 success
 wisdom
 Love Saying
 Motivation
 Wise Quote
 Inspiration
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying
 money


 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links


free inspirational quotations
funny anchorman quotes
famous sayings search
motivational poem and quotes
inspirational quote lds
funny college quote
lost love quotes
romantic and sweet sayings
customer service inspirational quotes
funny music quotes
famous quote about woman
funny nurse saying
motivational track quotes
inspirational military quotes
inspirational messages of growing children
inspirational motivation word
inspirational quotes for graduate
quotations inspirational
motivational saying
famous love sayings

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes