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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
      I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Type: Success   Quotes By: my self
      TEAM WORK IS NOT DEFINED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WWORK AT THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER, BUT BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WOTRK TOGETHER AT THE SAME PLACE.

Type: Goals   Quotes By: 
      The poorest of all men is not the one without gold, but without a goal. Life to him have no meaning no reason for living.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Thomas Fuller
      Soft words are hard arguments.


Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      One poor crop teaches us more than a book on farming.

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      How poor are they who have no patience. First try seldom wins great success.

Type: Entrepreneurism   Quotes By: Sally Koch
      Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: T.E. Lawrence
      All people dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind, wake in the morning to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people, for they dream their dreams with open eyes, and make them come true

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: William James
      Your hopes, dreams and aspirations are legitimate. They are trying to take you airborne, above the clouds, above the storms, if you only let them

Type: New Year   Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke
      The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunkThis drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to

Type: Football   Quotes By: Doug Plank
      Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental

Type: Books   Quotes By: W.H. Auden
      Some books are undeservedly forgotten, none are undeservedly remembered

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: Tupac
      If u look at what u dont have in life, u dont have any thing, if u look at what u have in life, u have every thing

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