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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: William Boetcker
      You cannot raise a man up by calling him down

Type: Future   Quotes By: Edmund Burke
      You cannot plan the future by the past

Type: Money   Quotes By: Eric S. Raymond
      You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score The best people in any field are motivated by passion

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: John Updike
      You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it

Type: Responsibility   Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
      You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late

Type: Unity   Quotes By: Faith Baldwin
      You cannot contribute anything to the ideal condition of mind and heart known as Brotherhood, however much you preach, posture, or agree, unless you live it

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      One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.

Type: I Love You   Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
      You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with

Type: Business   Quotes By: Lou Holtz
      All winning teams are goal-oriented. Teams like these win consistently because everyone connected with them concentrates on specific objectives. They go about their business with blinders on; nothing will distract them from achieving their aims

Type: Success   Quotes By: 
      The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end learns from others.

Type: Earth Day   Quotes By: Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990
      Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Edward Everett Hale
      I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.

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