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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Type: Love   Quotes By: 
      Love heals what hate breaks.

Type: Housewarming   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage

Type: Relationship   Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
      When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: F. Scott Fitzgerald
      In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day

Type: Italian Sayings   Quotes By: Italian
      Who speaks badly of Macaroni is a fool

Type: Birth   Quotes By: United Nations
      Some leaders are born women

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: Veterans Fast for Life
      When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Quotes By: Gail Godwin
      Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre

Type: Dance   Quotes By: French Proverb
      Love teaches even asses to dance

Type: Happiness   Quotes By: 
      With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
      Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.

Type: Election Day   Quotes By: Adlai Stevenson, speech, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956
      The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is... the ultimate indignity to the democratic process

Type: Drinking   Quotes By: Unknown
      Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are i think. I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in. I fool so feelish, i don't know whos me yet, but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get

Type: Memorial Day   Quotes By: Francis A. Walker
      We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them

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