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      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

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      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

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      As I said before, I never repeat myself.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

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      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

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      Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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      Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.

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      Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Theodore Rubin
      The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem

Type: Self Confidence   Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
      The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.

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      In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw
      Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

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      Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.

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      Want to speed your progress? Cut out all non-essentials. Spend all your time and effort an essentials. Cut all puttering and dawdling.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: Norman B. Rice
      Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light

Type: Love Quotes   Quotes By: John Heywood
      They do not love that do not show their love

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Oscar Levant
      I am no more humble than my talents require.

Type: Money   Quotes By: A. P. Gouthey
      Make no mistake, my friend, it takes more than money to make men rich

Type: Dreams   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Nike
      Just Do It!

Type: Sports Soccer   Quotes By: Ronaldo
      Ronaldo is always very close to being either onside or offside

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