Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Type: Love Quotes By: Love heals what hate breaks.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: Author Unknown It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Dale Carnegie When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: F. Scott Fitzgerald In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day
Type: Italian Sayings Quotes By: Italian Who speaks badly of Macaroni is a fool
Type: Birth Quotes By: United Nations Some leaders are born women
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Veterans Fast for Life When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders
Type: Teacher Appreciation Quotes By: Gail Godwin Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre
Type: Dance Quotes By: French Proverb Love teaches even asses to dance
Type: Happiness Quotes By: With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.
Type: Self Discipline Quotes By: Napoleon Hill Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Adlai Stevenson, speech, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956 The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is... the ultimate indignity to the democratic process
Type: Drinking Quotes By: Unknown Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are i think. I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in. I fool so feelish, i don't know whos me yet, but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get
Type: Memorial Day Quotes By: Francis A. Walker We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them