Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : David Letterman USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Translation Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Sydney Smith Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
Type: Sympathy Quotes By: Author Unknown Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Scott Brosius This is the type of thing that as a kid you dream about. Something I've done in my backyard a hundred times. And you never know if you're going to get the opportunity to do it
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Hoosier Farmer Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Hoosier Farmer Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923 Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.... [A]ccept the seasons of your heart, even as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields....
Type: Humor Quotes By: George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Honoré de Balzac Love is the poetry of the senses
Type: Missing You Quotes By: Richard Wilbur What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you
Type: Patriotic Quotes By: John Gunther Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Martin Luther King Jr. Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend
Type: Christmas Quotes By: D.D. Monroe [I]t is the one season of the year when we can lay aside all gnawing worry, indulge in sentiment without censure, assume the carefree faith of childhood, and just plain "have fun." Whether they call it Yuletide, Noel, Weinachten, or Christmas, people aro
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Attributed to Greg, age 8 Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too