Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Author Unknown Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Type: Love Quotes By: myself If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: Marion C. Garretty Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
Type: Attitude Quotes By: The Reverend Jesse Jackson Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Type: Death Quotes By: Sir Winston Churchill When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
Type: Charity Quotes By: Franklin D. Roosevelt Peace, like charity, begins at home
Type: Happiness Quotes By: One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Jack Handey I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Type: Emotions Quotes By: Aesop Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Type: Financial Quotes By: Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
Type: Football Quotes By: Various Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time
Type: Financial Quotes By: He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.
Type: Love Quotes By: Alice Walker I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Type: Death Quotes By: Unknown We all labor against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases