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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Francis Bacon
      Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes

Type: Money   Quotes By: Jerry Gellis
      Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: William Hazlitt
      Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959
      When written in Chinese the word "crisis" is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: John Andrew Holmes
      The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants

Type: Motivation   Quotes By: Winston Churchill
      Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it

Type: Drinking   Quotes By: Unknown
      Eat; drink; and be merry; for tommorrow you may not be able to afford it

Type: Comedy   Quotes By: Steven Wright
      (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Charles Caleb Colton
      True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost

Type: For a Friend   Quotes By: Dave Tyson Gentry
      True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Type: Books   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life

Type: I'm Sorry   Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
      True friends stab you in the front

Type: Friendship   Quotes By: 
      True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.

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