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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
      Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
      The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
      Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.

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      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

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      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

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      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

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      As I said before, I never repeat myself.

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      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Bobby Bonilla
      Kids today are looking for idols, but sometimes they look too far... They don't have to look any farther than their home because those are the people that love you. They are the real heroes

Type: Celebrity   Quotes By: Jacqueline Bouvier
      The good, the bad, hardship, joy, tragedy, love, and happiness are all interwoven into one indescribable whole that one calls life. You cannot separate the good from the bad, and perhaps there is no need to do so

Type: Romantic Quotes   Quotes By: Mongo
      One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet

Type: Computers   Quotes By: Unknown
      The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Sure God created man before womanBut then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece

Type: Self Confidence   Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
      only god can judge me

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Quotes By: Donald D. Quinn
      If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with

Type: Responsibility   Quotes By: 
      The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Frank Zappa
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

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      Itís nobler to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you wonít be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.

Type: Election Day   Quotes By: Henry Cate, VII
      The problem with political jokes is they get elected

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Theodore Rubin
      The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem

Type: Self Confidence   Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
      The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.

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