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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
      The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Type: Movie   Quotes By: Anna Scott
      I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Robin Williams
      The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Type: Living   Quotes By: Thoreau
      The masses lead lives of quiet desperation.

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

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      Rudeness, yelling, anger, and swearing are a weak manís imitation of strength.

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      Kindness, friendliness and cheerfulness, conceal wrinkles, awkwardness, even ugliness.

Type: Thank You.   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Type: Sweetest Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Kindness is the greatest wisdom

Type: Business   Quotes By: Walt Bagehot
      Business is really more agreeable than pleasure; it interests the whole mind ... more deeply. But it does not look as if it did

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      Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Audray Landrum
      Kindness is for all times in all situations -- not just when it suits you.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Jezickah Ramone
      Darkness is eternal. It was created before the heavens and will outlast them. Even in light it will engulf anything that challenges its sheer power

Type: Friendship   Quotes By: 
      Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.

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