Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Motivation Quotes By: William Boetcker You cannot raise a man up by calling him down
Type: Future Quotes By: Edmund Burke You cannot plan the future by the past
Type: Money Quotes By: Eric S. Raymond You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score The best people in any field are motivated by passion
Type: Graduation Quotes By: John Updike You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it
Type: Responsibility Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.
Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late
Type: Unity Quotes By: Faith Baldwin You cannot contribute anything to the ideal condition of mind and heart known as Brotherhood, however much you preach, posture, or agree, unless you live it
Type: Attitude Quotes By: One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.
Type: I Love You Quotes By: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with
Type: Business Quotes By: Lou Holtz All winning teams are goal-oriented. Teams like these win consistently because everyone connected with them concentrates on specific objectives. They go about their business with blinders on; nothing will distract them from achieving their aims
Type: Success Quotes By: The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990 Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Edward Everett Hale I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.