Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Type: Friendship Quotes By: We can pull, but not push, a string, a man, a child, a customer, a friend.
Type: Missing You Quotes By: Anna Brownell Jameson As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Anna Brownell Jameson As the presence of those we love is as a double life, so absence, in its anxious longing and sense of vacancy, is as a foretaste of death
Type: Growth Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Type: Motivation Quotes By: C. Gene Wilkes People prefer to follow those who help them, not those who intimidate them
Type: Business Quotes By: Unknown It's a poor workman who blames his tools
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Woody Allen On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Lucy Larcom Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good
Type: Responsibility Quotes By: Euripides Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Margot Asquith What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: dad better pissed off than pissed on
Type: Dreams Quotes By: Antoine De Saint A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral
Type: Death Quotes By: Rudolph W. Giuliani It's a phony issue. To pretend the death penalty is going to end crime in the United States is to fool people, to promote public ignorance
Type: Friendship Quotes By: Francis Marion Crawford No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship