Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Type: Independence Day Quotes By: Joseph Addison Let freedom never perish in your hands
Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: Author Unknown Some see a hopeless end, while others see an endless hope
Type: Emotions Quotes By: Bhagavad Gita When meditation is mastered, the mind is unwavering like the flame of a lamp in a windless place.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Edgar Allan Poe We loved with a love that was more than love
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: Author Unknown Stressed spelled backwards is dessertsCoincidence? I think not!
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Joan Rivers I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Type: Baby Quotes By: Mark Twain A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Gilda Radner I wanted a perfect endingNow I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and endLife is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing w
Type: Patriotic Quotes By: Sinclair Lewis Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country
Type: Music Quotes By: Tupac Shakur Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: James Dent A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken
Type: Death Quotes By: J. Robert Oppenheimer I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
Type: Missing You Quotes By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age