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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
      An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
      When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
      The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Groucho Marx
      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Lee Iacocca
      My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life

Type: Graduation   Quotes By: Jim Fox
      My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life."

Type: Teacher Appreciation   Quotes By: Henry Adams
      A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Art Buchwald
      Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."

Type: Earth Day   Quotes By: Cree Indian Proverb
      Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money

Type: Arbor Day   Quotes By: Cree Indian Proverb
      Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money

Type: Financial   Quotes By: 
      Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.

Type: Baby   Quotes By: Fran Lebowitz
      Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky

Type: Goodbye   Quotes By: Lord Byron
      Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Dave Bristol
      Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings

Type: Relationship   Quotes By: 
      Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: Pearl Bailey
      What the world really needs is more love and less paper work

Type: Dance   Quotes By: Unknown
      Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life

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