Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: Mother Teresa If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other
Type: Grandparents Day Quotes By: Gore Vidal Never have children, only grandchildren
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Author Unknown Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge
Type: Emotions Quotes By: Jim Rohn Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
Type: Flag Day Quotes By: Franklin Knight Lane I am whatever you make me, nothing moreI am your belief in yourself, your dream of what a people may become.... I am the clutch of an idea, and the reasoned purpose of resolutionI am no more than you believe me to be and I am all that you believe I can be
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Unknown Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Arthur Ashe From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.
Type: Drinking Quotes By: Meyer Breslau Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation
Type: Business Quotes By: Bible They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters. These see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep
Type: Emotions Quotes By: Great haste makes waste. Adopt the pace of nature. Her pace is patience.
Type: Birth Quotes By: Pablo Picasso Youth has no age
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Buddha Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
Type: Love Quotes By: hEart has its own reason which eyes cannot see..