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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield
      I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Type: Patriot Day   Quotes By: Mother Teresa
      If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other

Type: Grandparents Day   Quotes By: Gore Vidal
      Never have children, only grandchildren

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge

Type: Emotions   Quotes By: Jim Rohn
      Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.

Type: Flag Day   Quotes By: Franklin Knight Lane
      I am whatever you make me, nothing moreI am your belief in yourself, your dream of what a people may become.... I am the clutch of an idea, and the reasoned purpose of resolutionI am no more than you believe me to be and I am all that you believe I can be

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Unknown
      Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
      From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.

Type: Drinking   Quotes By: Meyer Breslau
      Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation

Type: Business   Quotes By: Bible
      They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters. These see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep

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      Great haste makes waste. Adopt the pace of nature. Her pace is patience.

Type: Birth   Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
      Youth has no age

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Buddha
      Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.

Type: Attitude   Quotes By:  D. Elton Trueblood
      A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.

Type: Love   Quotes By: 
      hEart has its own reason which eyes cannot see..

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