Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Tupac If u look at what u dont have in life, u dont have any thing, if u look at what u have in life, u have every thing
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Buddha In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
Type: Determination Quotes By: kim what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger
Type: Freedom Quotes By: Kaleel Jamison Relationships of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Unknown Speak only the truth. Act with only the best intentions. Once you get into the habit, you can live by this code.
Type: Humor Quotes By: Drew Barrymore I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Buddha All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
Type: Basketball Quotes By: James Naismith Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals
Type: Confidence Quotes By: Carrol Wrackley Self confidence is the key to the universe
Type: Confidence Quotes By: Jack Gibb Self-confidence is the result of a successfully survived risk
Type: Financial Quotes By: Save money. If you donít need it for security, you need it for character. Thereís little character in poverty.
Type: Goals Quotes By: Save money regularly. If youíre average, youíll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. Thatís why youíre average. And youíll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
Type: Money Quotes By: Yiddish Proverb With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too
Type: Flag Day Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher If anyone, then, asks me the meaning of our flag, I say to him - it means just what Concord and Lexington meant; what Bunker Hill meant; which was, in short, the rising up of a valiant young people against an old tyranny to establish the most momentous do