Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Emma Goldman If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Paul Sweeney A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
Type: Success Quotes By: Frank Loyd Wright The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Type: Business Quotes By: Ray Kroc In business for yourself, not by yourself.
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered countryThey soon cease to cumber; they fertilize
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Edmund Arthur Helps Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us
Type: Entertainment Quotes By: Walt Disney It's kind of fun to do the impossible
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: Chief Seattle, 1855 Humankind has not woven the web of lifeWe are but one thread within itWhatever we do to the web, we do to ourselvesAll things are bound togetherAll things connect
Type: Creativity Quotes By: Steve Chandler The principle of using interactivity as a creativity-builder is not restricted to computer games. Once we become fully conscious of this principle, we can find ways to become more interactive everywhere. We can make conversations with our family and friends more interactive than they once were. The more thoughtful our questions get to be, the more interactive the conversation
Type: Friendship Quotes By: An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: T.E. Kalem ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
Type: Goals Quotes By: Dwell in thought upon the grandest, and the grandest you shall see; fix your mind upon the highest, and the highest you shall be.
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: John Erskine Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Eleanor Roosevelt You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.