Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotes By: We can’t choose our relatives, but we can choose our thoughts which influence us much more.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Nature’s law Nature’s law: No breaks without aches; no gain without pain; no skill without drill.
Type: Career Quotes By: If you’re not enthusiastic about your job you are in the wrong job. If at all possible change it.
Type: Goals Quotes By: If you’re just ordinary, be thankful. God does all his big jobs through ordinary people who develop extraordinary determination – will power. The will is the man. Will makes men giants – and millionaires.
Type: Proverbs Quotes By: Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Bill Vaughan A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotes By: The size of a man is the size if the thing that make him mad.
Type: Personality Quotes By: Art Buchwald I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Type: Football Quotes By: Barry Venison I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock
Type: Basketball Quotes By: John Wooden I always tried to make clear that basketball is not the ultimate. It is of small importance in comparison to the total life we live. There is only one kind of life that truly wins, and that is the one that places faith in the hands of the Savior. Until that is done, we are on an aimless course that runs in circles and goes nowhere
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: C.E. Cowman I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn
Type: Compassion Quotes By: Dalai Lama I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
Type: For a Friend Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing