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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
      I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
      Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Unknown
      Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
      I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Type: Fathers Day   Quotes By: Bill Cosby
      Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope

Type: Books   Quotes By: Marni Jackson
      Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there

Type: Humor   Quotes By: unknown
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.

Type: Valentine's Day   Quotes By: From a song
      They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above

Type: Columbus Day   Quotes By: Edward Everett
      With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man

Type: Famous Saying   Quotes By: Art Buchwald
      I worship the quicksand he walks in.

Type: New Year   Quotes By: Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary
      I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midn

Type: Death   Quotes By: Angelina Jolie
      If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do

Type: Self Discipline   Quotes By: Malcolm Forbes
      When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.

Type: Success   Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
      Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didnít happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.

Type: Grandparents Day   Quotes By: Italian Proverb
      If nothing is going well, call your grandmother

Type: Cute   Quotes By: Will Rogers
      Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

Type: Butterfly   Quotes By: Unknown
      If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies

Type: Grandparents Day   Quotes By: Gene Perret
      Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS

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