Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Johnny Carson For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Type: Living Quotes By: Albert Einstein A hundred times a day I remind myself that my inner and outer lives are based on the labors of other people,``living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Alexander Woollcott I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it
Type: Retirement Quotes By: Ella Harris A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job
Type: I Love You Quotes By: Author Unknown A hundred hearts would be too few, To carry all my love for you.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: By appreciation, we make others’ excellencies our own properly.
Type: Love Quotes By: George Eliot What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: uncle With great power comes great responsibility.
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Author Unknown Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at
Type: Children Quotes By: Unknown Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Lucy Van Pelt All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
Type: Humor Quotes By: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Type: Personality Quotes By: None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.
Type: Personality Quotes By: The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.