Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Type: Health Quotes By: What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
Type: Mothers Day Quotes By: Haim Ginott Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it
Type: Memorial Day Quotes By: Richard Watson Gilder Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause, Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.
Type: Goals Quotes By: There’s nothing – but nothing – like a written down goal to stretch a man to a bigger size.
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Barry Bonds This is nothing. I've got nine writers standing here. McGwire had 200 writers when he had 30 home runs
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: Joe Ryan There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house
Type: Love Quotes Quotes By: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, And next to love the sweetest thing is hate
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Erma Bombeck, I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child
Type: Adversity Quotes By: Woody Hayes There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: S.J. Perelman Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: David Wilkerson Love is not something you feel. It's something you do
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Marvin Taylor Love is not singular except in syllable
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Marvin Taylor Love is not singular except in syllable
Type: Retirement Quotes By: J. Lubbock Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time