Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Type: Anniversaries Quotes By: Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 Never go to bed madStay up and fight
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotes By: Albert Einstein The significant problems we face cannot be resolved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: W.J. Cameron Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action
Type: Living Quotes By: Ayn Rand Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson) Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Erma Bombeck Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Mark Twain Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for - annually, not oftener - if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the In
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Edward Sandford Martin Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: E.P. Powell Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Aesop Union gives strength.
Type: Success Quotes By: Edward V. Rickenbacker I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through ?then follow through.
Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Irish Proverb Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
Type: Romantic Quotes Quotes By: Disraeli The magic of the first love is the ignorance that it can never end
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.