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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
      When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : George Burns
      Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
      A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
      If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

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Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
      You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Rodney Dangerfield
      I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Gallagher
      Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks
      If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks
      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Quote Type : Funny Quotes   Funny Sayings By : Mel Brooks
      I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!

Type: Anniversaries   Quotes By: Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
      Never go to bed madStay up and fight

Type: Maturing Altruistically   Quotes By: Albert Einstein
      The significant problems we face cannot be resolved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: W.J. Cameron
      Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action

Type: Living   Quotes By: Ayn Rand
      Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson)
      Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Erma Bombeck
      Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Mark Twain
      Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for - annually, not oftener - if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the In

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: Edward Sandford Martin
      Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow

Type: Thanksgiving Day   Quotes By: E.P. Powell
      Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude

Type: Relationship   Quotes By: Aesop
      Union gives strength.

Type: Success   Quotes By: Edward V. Rickenbacker
      I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through ?then follow through.

Type: April Fool's Day   Quotes By: Irish Proverb
      Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools

Type: Romantic Quotes   Quotes By: Disraeli
      The magic of the first love is the ignorance that it can never end

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
      I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.

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