Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Type: Friends Quotes By: Lee Iacocca My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life
Type: Graduation Quotes By: Jim Fox My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life."
Type: Teacher Appreciation Quotes By: Henry Adams A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Art Buchwald Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Type: Earth Day Quotes By: Cree Indian Proverb Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
Type: Arbor Day Quotes By: Cree Indian Proverb Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
Type: Financial Quotes By: Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
Type: Baby Quotes By: Fran Lebowitz Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky
Type: Goodbye Quotes By: Lord Byron Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Dave Bristol Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: Pearl Bailey What the world really needs is more love and less paper work
Type: Dance Quotes By: Unknown Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life