Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Meister Eckhart If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
Type: Entrepreneurism Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
Type: Thanksgiving Day Quotes By: Thornton Wilder We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures
Type: Thank You. Quotes By: Thornton Wilder We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures
Type: Retirement Quotes By: Bernard Baruch Age is only a number, a cipher for the recordsA man can't retire his experienceHe must use it
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Eaton Stannard Barret Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy; Even love unreturned has its rainbow
Type: Goals Quotes By: Karl von Clausewitz Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: D.H. Lawrence Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide" In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drankPeople passing each other on the street would say 'M
Type: Birthday Sayings Quotes By: Bernard M. Baruch To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am
Type: Determination Quotes By: Zig Ziglar People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily.
Type: Election Day Quotes By: Walter H. Judd People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the peopleOf course, that is not trueDecisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing
Type: Freedom Quotes By: Vaclav Havel I have often asked myself why human beings have any rights at all. I always come to the conclusion that human rights, human freedoms, and human dignity have their deepest roots somewhere outside the perceptible world. These values are as powerful as they are because, under certain circumstances, people accept them without compulsion and are willing to die for them