Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Type: Computers Quotes By: Stephen Hawking I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image
Type: Groundhog Day Quotes By: Will Rogers I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime
Type: Living Quotes By: Never judge a day by its weather. Sunshine is uplifting; rain, nourishing; wind, exhilarating, snow, cleansing; hail, stimulating. Any weather is better than none.
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958 The majority of the Negroes who took part in the year-long boycott of Montgomery's buses were poor and untutored; but they understood the essence of the Montgomery movement; one elderly woman summed it up for the restWhen asked after several weeks of walk
Type: Career Quotes By: Every job should bring us three rewards: money, friends, and experience.
Type: Education Quotes By: Robert Maynard Hutchins The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives
Type: New Year Quotes By: G.K. Chesterton The object of a new year is not that we should have a new yearIt is that we should have a new soul
Type: Fathers Day Quotes By: Clarence Budington Kelland Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicamentBut a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of tro
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Criticizing is usually a greater fault than the thing criticized. It easier to be critical than correct.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: Woody Allen The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Stephen Covey Effective people are not problem-minded; they're opportunity minded. They feed opportunities and starve problems.
Type: New Job Congrats Quotes By: John G. Pollard Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work
Type: Humor Quotes By: Randy Gilbert If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Bob Richards Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.