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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Type: Computers   Quotes By: Stephen Hawking
      I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image

Type: Groundhog Day   Quotes By: Will Rogers
      I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime

Type: Living   Quotes By: 
      Never judge a day by its weather. Sunshine is uplifting; rain, nourishing; wind, exhilarating, snow, cleansing; hail, stimulating. Any weather is better than none.

Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day   Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958
      The majority of the Negroes who took part in the year-long boycott of Montgomery's buses were poor and untutored; but they understood the essence of the Montgomery movement; one elderly woman summed it up for the restWhen asked after several weeks of walk

Type: Career   Quotes By: 
      Every job should bring us three rewards: money, friends, and experience.

Type: Education   Quotes By: Robert Maynard Hutchins
      The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives

Type: New Year   Quotes By: G.K. Chesterton
      The object of a new year is not that we should have a new yearIt is that we should have a new soul

Type: Fathers Day   Quotes By: Clarence Budington Kelland
      Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicamentBut a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of tro

Type: Relationship   Quotes By: 
      Criticizing is usually a greater fault than the thing criticized. It easier to be critical than correct.

Type: Housewarming   Quotes By: Woody Allen
      The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Stephen Covey
      Effective people are not problem-minded; they're opportunity minded. They feed opportunities and starve problems.

Type: New Job Congrats   Quotes By: John G. Pollard
      Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work

Type: Humor   Quotes By: Randy Gilbert
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people

Type: Attitude   Quotes By: Bob Richards
      Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.

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