Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Lopez The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : dad better pissed off than pissed on
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Type: Grandparents Day Quotes By: Sam Levenson, You Don't Have to Be in "Who's Who" to Know What's What The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent
Type: Basketball Quotes By: John Wooden It is most difficult, in my mind, to separate any success, whether it be in your profession, your family, or as in my case, in basketball, from religion
Type: Success Quotes By: Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
Type: Love Sayings Quotes By: Lady Murasaki The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep
Type: Future Quotes By: Hugh Prather Every moment that I am centered in the future, I suffer a temporary loss of this life
Type: Freedom Quotes By: John Fitzgerald Kennedy Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Ernest Hemingway Never mistake motion for action.
Type: Friendship Quotes By: Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
Type: Self Improvement Quotes By: Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
Type: Friendship Quotes By: Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
Type: Groundhog Day Quotes By: George Herbert Every mile is two in winter
Type: Sports Quotes By: Ernest Lawrence Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out
Type: Missing You Quotes By: Lamartine Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated
Type: Happiness Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.