Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Unknown Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quote Type : Funny Quotes Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Type: Fathers Day Quotes By: Bill Cosby Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
Type: Books Quotes By: Marni Jackson Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there
Type: Humor Quotes By: unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotes By: From a song They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above
Type: Columbus Day Quotes By: Edward Everett With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man
Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Art Buchwald I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Type: New Year Quotes By: Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midn
Type: Death Quotes By: Angelina Jolie If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do
Type: Self Discipline Quotes By: Malcolm Forbes When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
Type: Success Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didnít happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
Type: Grandparents Day Quotes By: Italian Proverb If nothing is going well, call your grandmother
Type: Cute Quotes By: Will Rogers Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Type: Butterfly Quotes By: Unknown If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies
Type: Grandparents Day Quotes By: Gene Perret Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS