Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : Bucket A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Type: Dreams Quotes By: Toni Cade Bambara The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality
Type: Dreams Quotes By: The Talmud The dream follows the interpretation
Type: Money Quotes By: Billy Graham When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost
Type: Personality Quotes By: With wealth comes a reputation for wisdom, prudence, self-confidence, courage, greatness, and other unearned virtues.
Type: Love Quotes By: Love heals what hate breaks.
Type: Housewarming Quotes By: Author Unknown It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage
Type: Relationship Quotes By: Dale Carnegie When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Type: Adversity Quotes By: F. Scott Fitzgerald In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day
Type: Italian Sayings Quotes By: Italian Who speaks badly of Macaroni is a fool
Type: Birth Quotes By: United Nations Some leaders are born women
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotes By: Veterans Fast for Life When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders
Type: Teacher Appreciation Quotes By: Gail Godwin Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre
Type: Dance Quotes By: French Proverb Love teaches even asses to dance
Type: Happiness Quotes By: With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.