Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quote Type : Humor Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Type: Baseball Quotes By: Tim McCarver I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter; that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit
Type: New Job Congrats Quotes By: Fred Barling, "Humorscope" The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish
Type: Success Quotes By: Shakespeare To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Type: Attitude Quotes By: Charm may in seven words be found: forget yourself and think of those around.
Type: Women's Greetings Quotes By: James Shubert Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
Type: Birth Quotes By: Frederick Leboyer Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one
Type: Maturity Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Mary Ellen Chase Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Norman Vincent Peale Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Author Unknown Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Washington Irving Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
Type: Christmas Quotes By: W.J. Cameron Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Lenora Mattingly Weber Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts