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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
      I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
      People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
      Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

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Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
      I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
      All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
      If it sells, it's art.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
      Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
      This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
      Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.

Type: Baseball   Quotes By: Tim McCarver
      I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter; that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit

Type: New Job Congrats   Quotes By: Fred Barling, "Humorscope"
      The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish

Type: Success   Quotes By: Shakespeare
      To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.


Type: Sports   Quotes By: Yousef
      It's amazing, astounding, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, extraordinary, hair-raising, heart-stirring, magnificent, marvelous, miraculous, moving, overwhelming spectacular, spine-tingling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful..............

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      Charm may in seven words be found: forget yourself and think of those around.

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: James Shubert
      Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships

Type: Birth   Quotes By: Frederick Leboyer
      Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one

Type: Maturity   Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche
      Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Mary Ellen Chase
      Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Norman Vincent Peale
      Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Washington Irving
      Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: W.J. Cameron
      Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority

Type: Christmas   Quotes By: Lenora Mattingly Weber
      Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts

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