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Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Bucket
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : Lopez
      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !

Quote Type : Funny Saying   Funny Sayings By : dad
      better pissed off than pissed on

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      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Aesop
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points

Quote Type : Humor   Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.

Type: Creativity   Quotes By: Buddha
      An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Type: Friends   Quotes By: Shelly
      It is a sweet thing, friendship, a dear balm, A happy and auspicious bird of calm

Type: Women's Greetings   Quotes By: Cathy Ladman
      I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does

Type: Get Well Soon   Quotes By: Author Unknown
      It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class

Type: Self Confidence   Quotes By: Buddha
      It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Lucretius, On the Nature of Things
      Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Terry Pratchett
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Type: Adversity   Quotes By: Robert Frost, The Lesson for Today, 1942
      I had a lover's quarrel with the world

Type: Funny Saying   Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Adlai Stevenson
      America is much more than a geographical factIt is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality

Type: Independence Day   Quotes By: Adlai Stevenson
      America is much more than a geographical factIt is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
      America is another name for opportunityOur whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Gerald Stanley Lee, Crowds
      America is a tuneIt must be sung together

Type: Patriotic   Quotes By: Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949
      America is a passionate idea or it is nothingAmerica is a human brotherhood or it is chaos

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