Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Author Unknown Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Washington Irving Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
Type: Christmas Quotes By: W.J. Cameron Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Lenora Mattingly Weber Christmas is for childrenBut it is for grown-ups tooEven if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Richard Lamm Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for itDeficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Carol Nelson Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home
Type: Christmas Quotes By: P.J. O'Rourke Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
Type: Christmas Quotes By: Augusta E. Rundel Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragranceIt may weave a spell of nostalgiaChristmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in whi
Type: Memorial Day Quotes By: Schuyler Colfax These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea
Type: Career Quotes By: Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.
Type: Success Quotes By: The human will, that force unseen, the offspring of the deathless soul, the walls of granite, intervene, can hew a path to any goal.
Type: New Year Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face
Type: Easter Quotes By: Albert Laighton Where man sees but withered leaves,God sees sweet flowers growing.
Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!