If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~quote about Sex by Louise Sammons
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~quotes on Thanksgiving Day by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves
~sayings on Books by Gilbert Highet History is an argument without end.
~quotations on History by Pieter Geyl It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
~funny sayings about love by Mick Jagger Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
~saying about love by Fran Lebowitz
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~quote about Speeches by Joseph Chatfield One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones.
~quotes on Time by Sister Mary Paul The past is never dead, it is not even past.
~sayings on Memory by William Faulkner Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
~quotations on Laughter by Hugh Sidey We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them.
~funny sayings about love by Charles C. West Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
~saying about love by Author Unknown Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
~quote about Grandparents by Rita Rudner Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
~quotes on Genius by Mark Twain Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
~sayings on Prayer by Indian Proverb Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
~quotations on Business by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
~funny sayings about love by American Proverb If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
~saying about love by H.L. Mencken Let's hope the institution of marriage survives its detractors, for without it there would be no more adultery and without adultery two thirds of our novelists would stand in line for unemployment checks.
~quote about Writing by Peter S. Prescott The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
~quotes on Computers by Andrew Brown Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.
~sayings on Leadership by Anne Bradstreet Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
~quotations on Kisses by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
~funny sayings about love by Henry Ward Beecher He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.
~saying about love by Turkish Proverb Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.
~quote about Family by Gail Lumet Buckley Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
~quotes on Friendship by I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
~sayings on Funny Quotes by Jack Benny Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
~quotations on Education by Abraham Flexner Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
~funny sayings about love by Author Unknown Business is a combination of war and sport.
~saying about love by André Maurois Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
~quote about Television by Art Buchwald, Adding Insult to Injury, Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1966 Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
~quotes on Love Quotes by H. L. Mencken I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~sayings on Sex by John Waters I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright.
~quotations on Nature by Henry David Thoreau Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice
~funny sayings about love by William James Men are not prisoners of fate, but prisoners of their own minds.
~saying about love by Franklin D. Roosevelt A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.
~quote about Yoga by Terri Guillemets The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
~quotes on Confidence by Ellen Goodman
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