Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese
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Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.
~quotes on Science by Miguel de Unamuno, The Tragic Sense of Life, 1913 My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.
~sayings on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown [History is] that terrible mill in which sawdust rejoins sawdust.
~quotations on History by Edith Sitwell God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
~funny sayings about marriage by Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
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Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power
~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967 Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.
~quotes on Society by Benjamin R. Barber I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
~sayings on Medical by Bill Walton I'm sixty years of ageThat's 16 Celsius
~quotations on Birthdays by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997 Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
~funny sayings about marriage by John Randolph Thompason You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
~saying about marriage by J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
~quote about Being Yourself by William Shakespeare A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
~quotes on Smiles by Washington Irving No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
~sayings on Marriage by H.L. Mencken Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
~quotations on Simplicity by Lin Yutang Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, She doesn't have what it takes. They will say, Women don't have what it takes.
~funny sayings about marriage by Clare Boothe Luce I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art.
~saying about marriage by Thomas Moore Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
~quote about Honesty by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
~quotes on Friendship by William Blake You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less.
~sayings on Hope by Author Unknown You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.
~quotations on Dancing by Author Unknown The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
~funny sayings about marriage by J. Russel Lynes Barcelona... a club with a stadium that seats 120,000 people. And they're all here in Newcastle tonight!
~saying about marriage by To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
~quote about Friendship by As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
~quotes on Teenagers by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~sayings on Missing You by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.
~quotations on History by W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth
~funny sayings about marriage by Bahá'u'lláh It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.
~saying about marriage by Joe Kinnear, comparing finances and resources in high-dollar and low-dollar sports teams Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
~quote about Sex by Harold Robbins To many of the modern generations, history, like God, is dead.
~quotes on History by Derek Heather Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.
~sayings on Dreams by Author Unknown Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.
~quotations on Self Improvement by Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes.
~funny sayings about marriage by Malcolm de Chazal It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
~saying about marriage by William Blake Dwell in thought upon the grandest, and the grandest you shall see; fix your mind upon the highest, and the highest you shall be.
~quote about Goals by I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
~quotes on Insults by Allan Wells, referring to Carl Lewis, 1989
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