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   Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old
 ~quote about Grandparents Day by Mary H. Waldrip

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   How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
 ~quotes on Laziness by Paul Sweeney

   I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
 ~sayings on Alcohol by M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, Ceasefire, 1973

   Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by E.F. Schumacker

   In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Karl Reiland

   Every society honors its live conformists, and its dead troublemakers.
 ~saying about phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

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   I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
 ~quote about Jewelry by Anita Loos

   You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance
 ~quotes on Children by Franklin P. Adams

   I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
 ~sayings on Golf by Lee Trevino

   Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause, Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.
 ~quotations on Memorial Day by Richard Watson Gilder

   In everything satiety closely follows the greatest pleasures.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Cicero

   We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't
 ~saying about phrase by Frank A. Clark

   Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
 ~quote about Compliments by Lord Chesterfield

   Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are kind, but because you are.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Unknown

   Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day
 ~sayings on Death by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by Henry David Thoreau

   The great social adventure of America is no longer the conquest of the wilderness but the absorption of fifty different peoples.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Walter Lippman

   Every baby needs a lap.
 ~saying about phrase by Henry Robin

   The game has a cleanness. If you do a good job, the numbers say so. You don't have to ask anyone or play politics. You don't have to wait for the reviews
 ~quote about Baseball by Sandy Koufax

   Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their minds.
 ~quotes on Worry by Zacharty Bercovitz

   If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by Phil Drabble

   To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.
 ~quotations on Gifts by Elwyn Brooks White

   Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
 ~saying about phrase by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   Mathematics and Poetry are... the utterance of the same power of imagination, only that in the one case it is addressed to the head, in the other, to the heart.
 ~quote about Poetry by Thomas Hill

   Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater.
 ~quotes on Adversity by William Hazlitt

   Yes, I am positive that one of the great curatives of our evils, our maladies, social, moral, and intellectual, would be a return to the soil, a rehabilitation of the work of the fields.
 ~sayings on Prosperity by Charles Wagner

   For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
 ~quotations on Stress by Lily Tomlin

   A crying baby is the best form of birth control
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Carole Tabron

   Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny
 ~saying about phrase by Jack Handey

   It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
 ~quote about Changes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If you do not raise your eyes you will think that you are the highest point.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
 ~sayings on Brothers by Antisthenes

   There is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope.
 ~quotations on Hope by Baruch Spinoza

   The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Martin H. Fischer

   There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men
 ~saying about phrase by Nicolas Chamfort

   A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
 ~quote about Taxes by Author Unknown

   Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts.
 ~quotes on God by Howard Chandler Christy

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