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   Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
 ~quote about Weddings by Author Unknown

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   I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it.
 ~quotes on America by Henry James

   True friends stab you in the front.
 ~sayings on Friendship by Oscar Wilde

   Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
 ~quotations on Pregnancy by Sam Levenson

   Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Author Unknown

   I hire tea by the tea bag.
 ~saying about phrase by Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide Note

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   Soul meets soul on lovers' lips
 ~quote about Valentine's Day by Percy Bysshe Shelley

   Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
 ~quotes on Life by Learned Hand

   If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.
 ~sayings on Writing by Toni Morrison

   If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
 ~quotations on Running by P.Z. Pearce

   A private man, however successful in his own dealing, if his country perish is involved in her destruction; but if he be an unprosperous citizen of a prosperous city, he is much more likely to recover. Seeing, then, that States can bear the misfortunes of individuals, but individuals cannot bear the misfortunes of States, let us all stand by our country.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Thucydides

   Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
 ~saying about phrase by Marion C. Garretty

   I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow.
 ~quote about Clothing by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims

   The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
 ~quotes on Dental by George Bernard Shaw

   If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
 ~sayings on Health by Clement Freud, The Observer, 27 December 1964

   We Are All Beutiful in are own way
 ~quotations on Attitude by me

   Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Author Unknown

   Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him
 ~saying about phrase by H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916

   Sleep on your writing; take a walk over it; scrutinize it of a morning; review it of an afternoon; digest it after a meal; let it sleep in your drawer a twelvemonth; never venture a whisper about it to your friend, if he be an author especially.
 ~quote about Writing by A. Bronson Alcott

   Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster
 ~quotes on Election Day by James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937

   Excellence is not a skillIt is an attitude
 ~sayings on Graduation by Ralph Marston

   God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
 ~quotations on Men by Farrah Fawcett

   He that is not jealous is not in love.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by St. Augustine

   The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
 ~saying about phrase by Edsger W. Dijkstra

   A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
 ~quote about Women by Chauncey Mitchell Depew

   There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.
 ~quotes on Writing by Walter Wellesley Red Smith

   Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it
 ~sayings on Mothers Day by Haim Ginott

   If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
 ~quotations on Election Day by Author Unknown

   Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast-Table, 1872

   We have been god-like in the planned breeding of our domesticated plants, but rabbit-like in the unplanned breeding of ourselves.
 ~saying about phrase by Arnold Toynbee

   Photographs that transcend but do not deny their literal situation appeal to me.
 ~quote about Photography by Sam Abbel

   You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by; but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by.
 ~quotes on Time by James Matthew Barrie

   Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans.
 ~sayings on Society by Martin H. Fischer

   This is how humans are: we question all our beliefs, except for the ones we really believe, and those we never think to question.
 ~quotations on Belief by Orson Scott Card

   Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beerOh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Dave Barry

   Nostalgia for what we have lost is more bearable than nostalgia for what we have never had....
 ~saying about phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
 ~quote about Death by Mahatma Gandhi

   But the fruit that can fall without shaking,Indeed is too mellow for me.
 ~quotes on Boldness by Mary Wortley Montagu, The Answer

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