I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
~quote about Funny Quotes by Woody Allen
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
~quotes on Money by Douglas Adams
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
~sayings on Helping by Abraham Lincoln
Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe.
~quotations on Games by Indian Proverb
If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
~funny sayings for msn by Cavett Robert
Princes should have more to fear from historians than have ugly women from great painters.
~saying about msn by Antonio Pérez, Aforismos
Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.
~quote about Effort by Author Unknown
The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.
~quotes on Writing by Vladimir Nabakov
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
~sayings on Life by Charles Schulz
There is nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed.
~quotations on Self Confidence by Winston Churchill
[I]t becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia.
~funny sayings for msn by Ted Koppel
Productivity is determined not by work...but by EFFECTIVE actions disguised as work.
~saying about msn by Doug Firebaugh
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
~quote about Women's Greetings by Author Unknown
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
~quotes on Pregnancy by Lawrence Housman
The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.
~sayings on Personality by
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
~quotations on Animal Rights by Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953
One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
~funny sayings for msn by Tas Soft Wind
The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
~saying about msn by Betty Friedan
Nature is neutral. Man has wrested from nature the power to make the world a desert or to make the deserts bloom. There is no evil in the atom; only in men's souls.
~quote about Humankind by Adlai Stevenson
The lesson of history is rarely learned by the actors themselves.
~quotes on History by James A. Garfield
You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world.... We are not a nation, so much as a world.
~sayings on America by Herman Melville
No photographer is as good as the simplest camera.
~quotations on Photography by Edward Steichen
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children
~funny sayings for msn by Native American Proverb
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
~saying about msn by Ambrose Bierce
In a bet there is a fool and a thief.
~quote about Gambling by Proverb
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
~quotes on Inner Child by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.
~sayings on Music by Jean Paul Richter
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
~quotations on Helping by Author Unknown
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
~funny sayings for msn by Charles Lamb
Many individuals have, like uncut diamonds, shining qualities beneath a rough exterior.
~saying about msn by Juvenal
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
~quote about Religion by John Morley
Time is the longest distance between two places.
~quotes on Time by Tennessee Williams
Aphorism, n.: Predigested wisdom.
~sayings on Quotations by Ambrose Bierce
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
~quotations on Speaking by Thomas Neiel
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
~funny sayings for msn by Mark Twain, attributed
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
~saying about msn by Will Rogers
I do not wish them to have power over men, but over themselves.
~quote about Feminism by Mary Wollstonecraft
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by Charles de Gaulle
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