The best place to catch a baseball hit by (Mark) McGwire is definitely not within the confines of the playing field, or sometimes even the ballpark. Other players dial '1' for long distance. McGwire has to ask for an international operator
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Time, the cradle of hope.... Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends.
~quotes on Time by Charles Caleb Colton If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.
~sayings on Attitude by Francis Rabelais History provides neither compensation for suffering nor penalties for wrong.
~quotations on History by John Acton Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too.
~funny sayings for msn by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
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In the future, how we gather, manage and use information will determine whether we succeed or fail
~quote about Future by Bill Gates I would have girls regard themselves not as adjectives but as nouns.
~quotes on Feminism by Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Our Girls To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
~sayings on Gossip by Benjamin Franklin Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things.
~quotations on Memory by Pierce Harris, Atlanta Journal When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.
~funny sayings for msn by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right. Author Unknown
~saying about msn by A game of great charm in the adoption of mathematical measurements to the timing of human movements, the exactitudes and adjustments of physical ability to hazardous chance. The speed of the legs, the dexterity of the body, the grace of the swing, the elusiveness of the slide - these are the features that make Americans everywhere forget the last syllable of a man's last name or the pigmentation of his skin.
~quote about Baseball by Branch Rickey, May 1960 The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once in a while, five cents a day for an overdue book. You don't need to know very much to start with, if you know the way to the public library.
~quotes on Libraries by Lesley Conger The first and highest law must be the love of man to manHomo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History
~sayings on Sweetest Day by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
~quotations on Children by Harold Hulbert A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless.
~funny sayings for msn by May Sarton The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
~saying about msn by Agnes de Mille Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
~quote about Marriage by Elbert Hubbard No religion is a true religion that does not make men tingle to their finger tips with a sense of infinite hazard.
~quotes on Religion by William Ernest Hocking Progress imposes not only new possibilities for the future but new restrictions.
~sayings on Prosperity by Norbert Wiener, The Human Use of Human Beings, 1950 Territory is but the body of a nationThe people who inhabit its hills and valleys are its soul, its spirit, its life
~quotations on Patriotic by James Garfield The challenge of history is to recover the past and introduce it to the present.
~funny sayings for msn by David Thelen Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
~saying about msn by Stephen Leacock I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
~quote about Feminism by Anaïs Nin The hardest work is to go idle.
~quotes on Idleness by Yiddish Proverb My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
~sayings on Brevity by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Well, said Pooh, what I like best, and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
~quotations on Happiness by A.A. Milne When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~funny sayings for msn by Henny Youngman I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
~saying about msn by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks, May 1849 Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
~quote about Adversity by Truman Capote You can't have everything... where would you put it?
~quotes on Humorous by Steven Wright The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil.
~sayings on Gambling by Heywood Broun If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
~quotations on Homosexuality by Shelly Roberts I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it.
~funny sayings for msn by Woodrow Wilson If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself
~saying about msn by Russian Proverb I never saw a discontented treeThey grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we doThey go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the s
~quote about Arbor Day by John Muir Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
~quotes on Humility by Frank Leahy, Look, 10 January 1955
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