The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
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What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise.
~quotes on Happiness by Kitty O'Neill Collins People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing.
~sayings on Fishing by Ed Zern, 1947 Gardens are a form of autobiography.
~quotations on Gardens by Sydney Eddison, Horticulture magazine, August/September 1993 People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.
~funny sayings quote by Anthony Robbins The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
~quote about Friendship by Martin Luther King, Jr. Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
~quotes on Self Improvement by Buddha Have a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
~sayings on Fishing by Zenna Schaffer The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
~quotations on Life by Heywood Broun Science is simply common sense at its best.
~funny sayings quote by Thomas Huxley An element of abstention, of restraint, must enter into all finer joys.
~saying about funny by Vida D. Scudder Poetry heals the wounds inflicted by reason.
~quote about Poetry by Novalis The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
~quotes on Running by Martin Mull The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
~sayings on Excuses by Jules Renard Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
~quotations on Feminism by Gloria Steinem Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~funny sayings quote by Chuck Clark Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
~saying about funny by Author Unknown I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is.
~quote about Love by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out.
~quotes on Advertising by Colin McEnroe There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self.
~sayings on Jewelry by Benjamin Franklin You never know what you've got until it's gone
~quotations on Adversity by Author Unknown The sea hath no king but God alone.
~funny sayings quote by Dante Gabriel Rossetti, The White Ship Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.
~saying about funny by Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
~quote about Happiness by Mildred Barthel Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be grasped at once.
~quotes on Media Journalism by Cyril Connolly Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
~sayings on Smiles by Charles Reade Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible; but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.
~quotations on Government by Reinhold Niebuhr Because of our Congressional committee system, our government is closer to a gerontocracy than a democracy.
~funny sayings quote by Charles Frankel For him that stealeth a Book from this Library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with Palsy, and all his Members blasted. Let him languish in Pain crying aloud for Mercy and let there be no sur-cease to his Agony till he sink in Dissolution. Let Bookworms gnaw his Entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye.
~saying about funny by Curse Against Book Stealers, Monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats.
~quote about Education by Martin H. Fischer My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
~quotes on Life by Louis Adamic It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
~sayings on Religion by H.L. Mencken I took care of my wheel as one would look after a Rolls Royce. If it needed repairs I always brought it to the same shop on Myrtle Avenue run by a negro named Ed Perry. He handled the bike with kid gloves, you might say. He would always see to it that neither front nor back wheel wobbled. Often he would do a job for me without pay, because, as he put it, he never saw a man so in love with his bike as I was.
~quotations on Bicycling by Henry Miller, My Bike and Other Friends Pitchers, like poets, are born not made.
~funny sayings quote by Cy Young Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be perfectly comfortable.
~saying about funny by Bobby Bragan, 1963 Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk - on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Charles Baudelaire, Enivrez-vous, Paris Spleen, 1869 Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by David T. Wolf
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