Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated
~quote about Graduation by Garry Trudeau
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~quotes on Advertising by Samuel Johnson Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
~sayings on Speaking by Horace Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
~quotations on Smoking by Woody Allen A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
~funny sayings shirt them by Woodrow Wilson It's a poor workman who blames his tools
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~quote about Fear by Frederick W. Cropp An old man in love is like a flower in winter.
~quotes on Love by Portuguese Proverb Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now?
~sayings on Speaking by Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr. At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?
~quotations on Age by Jules Feiffer The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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~quote about Humor by Taki Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.
~quotes on Kindness by From the television show My So-Called Life Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
~sayings on Failure by Samuel Beckett The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.
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~quotes on Complaining by Will Rogers A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
~sayings on Children by Author Unknown Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit
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~quote about Nature by Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982 There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning
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~sayings on Marriage by Peter De Vries What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.
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~sayings on Environment by Native American Proverb Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustionYou must set yourself on fire
~quotations on Graduation by Arnold H. Glasow A boy who hears a lesson in history ended by the beauty of peace, and how Napoleon brought ruin upon the world and that he should be forever cursed, will not long have much confidence in his teacher. He wants to hear more about the fighting and less about the peace negotiations.
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