Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
~quote about Valentine's Day by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651
If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
~quotes on Integrity by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
~sayings on Marriage by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
~quotations on Habits by Samuel Johnson
What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
~funny sayings sticker by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade
Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
~saying about sticker by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
~quote about Jobs by Fred Barling, Humorscope
Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
~quotes on Attitude by Alex Karras
Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
~sayings on Arizona by Author Unknown
You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
~quotations on Self Improvement by Harry Firestone
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~funny sayings sticker by Fran Lebowitz
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
~saying about sticker by Penny Ward Moser
A problem is a chance for you to do your best
~quote about Adversity by Duke Ellington
A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
~quotes on Attitude by D. Elton Trueblood
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
~sayings on Clothing by Christopher Morley
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~quotations on Speaking by Earl Wilson
[T]he American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison.
~funny sayings sticker by Martin H. Fischer
This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
~saying about sticker by Theodore Roosevelt
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
~quote about Sports by Jack Handy
The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
~quotes on Simplicity by Elbert Hubbard
Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
~sayings on Romantic Quotes by Kimberly Kirberg
History offers some consolation by reminding us that sin has flourished in every age.
~quotations on History by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History
Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
~funny sayings sticker by Ron Dentinger
Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
~saying about sticker by
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
~quote about Marriage by Author Unknown
If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
~quotes on Music by Mencius
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
~sayings on Children by Red Buttons
The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
~quotations on Conformity by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871
The speedway ends at the cemetery.
~funny sayings sticker by Author Unknown
He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
~saying about sticker by Joaquin Miller
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
~quote about Attitude by Kathleen Turner
There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister
If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.
~sayings on Politics by Lindsey Nelson
A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
~quotations on Love by Latin Proverb
Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
~funny sayings sticker by Johann von Goethe
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
~saying about sticker by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
~quote about Laughter by Ken Kesey
You can't run away from troubleThere ain't no place that far
~quotes on Adversity by Uncle Remus
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