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   Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar.
 ~quote about Insects by Bradley Millar
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   There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Lady Blessington

   Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations.
 ~sayings on Attitude by D. Elton Trueblood

   Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives
 ~quotations on Dreams by William Dement

   Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
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   Historians are gossips who tease the dead.
 ~saying about seinfeld by Voltaire, Scribbling Books
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   The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
 ~quote about Men by Dave Barry

   The man who has done his level best... is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure.
 ~quotes on Success by B.C. Forbes

   Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it, for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man, there vanishes as well a religious emotion, a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity.
 ~sayings on Night by Henry Beston

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
 ~quotations on Grandparents Day by Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H

   If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
 ~funny seinfeld quote by Mary Engelbreit

   The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods
 ~saying about seinfeld by Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957

   To think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted.
 ~quote about Imagination by George Kneller

   The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
 ~quotes on Poverty by William James

   When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
 ~sayings on American football by George Raveling

   Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
 ~quotations on Speaking by Pubilius Syrus

   I've been reading a lot lately about Indian captives. One woman who had been captured by the Indians and made a squaw was resentful when she was rescued because she'd found that there was a lot more work to do as the wife of a white man.
 ~funny seinfeld quote by Stephen Vincent Benét

   What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
 ~saying about seinfeld by Abraham Lincoln

   Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
 ~quote about Writing by Francis Bacon

   They are not all saints who use holy water.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by English Proverb

   To lose one's self in reverie, one must be either very happy, or very unhappy. Reverie is the child of extremes.
 ~sayings on Daydreaming by Antoine Rivarol

   How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Oscar Wilde

   I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
 ~funny seinfeld quote by Joe E. Lewis

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time
 ~saying about seinfeld by William C. Feather

   Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve.
 ~quote about Action by Tehyi Hsieh

   You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 ~quotes on Poverty by P.J. O'Rourke, A Parliament of Whores

   Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws.
 ~sayings on Justice by Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversations

   The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
 ~quotations on Media Journalism by David Brinkley

   An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
 ~funny seinfeld quote by Rod Laver

   [H]istorians have powerful imaginations, which are essential and dangerous.
 ~saying about seinfeld by Robert Stinson

   I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of Crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me coming out strong.
 ~quote about Beauty by George Bernard Shaw, to Mrs. Patrick Campbell

   [M]y own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by J.B.S. Haldane, Possible Worlds and Other Papers, 1927

   The great men of science are supreme artists.
 ~sayings on Science by Martin H. Fischer

   Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
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   A hug is the shortest distance between friends.
 ~funny seinfeld quote by Author Unknown

   No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
 ~saying about seinfeld by Henry Brooks Adams, The Education of Henry Adams, 1907

   Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
 ~quote about Reality by Author Unknown

   You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
 ~quotes on Children by Franklin P. Jones
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