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   There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.
 ~quote about Fathers by John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
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   Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
 ~quotes on Jobs by Confucius

   A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
 ~sayings on Grandparents by Lois Wyse

   The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
 ~quotations on Driving by Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media

   If only I could leave everything as it is, without moving a single star or a single cloud. Oh, if only I could!
 ~funny sex quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishnessIt's the men who are discriminated againstThey can't bear childrenAnd no one's likely to do anything about that
 ~saying about sex by Golda Meir
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   Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.
 ~quote about Philosophy by Socrates, in Diogenes Laertius, Lives

   The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
 ~quotes on Golf by Ernest Hemingway

   How do people make it through life without a sister?
 ~sayings on Sisters by Sara Corpening

   Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

   The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
 ~funny sex quotes by Foe Ancis

   The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists.
 ~saying about sex by William J. Clinton, 1997

   Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads.
 ~quote about Women by Rhann Morgan

   Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
 ~quotes on Baseball by Bill Veeck

   The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
 ~sayings on Food by Calvin Trillin

   An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
 ~quotations on Writing by Chateaubriand, Le Génie du Christianisme, 1802

   You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
 ~funny sex quotes by Mark Twain

   Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.
 ~saying about sex by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, 1889

   Man alone, of all god’s creatures, can change himself for the better
 ~quote about Happiness by

   The faith that stands on authority is not faith.
 ~quotes on Religion by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
 ~sayings on Forgiveness by Mark Twain

   Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
 ~quotations on Love by Fyodor Dostoevski

   My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
 ~funny sex quotes by Errol Flynn

   Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.
 ~saying about sex by Author Unknown

   A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
 ~quote about Drinking by H. L. Mencken

   I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
 ~quotes on Helping by Author Unknown

   Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.
 ~sayings on Hair by Shana Alexander

   The least lack of discipline starts to erode our
self-esteem.
 ~quotations on Self Discipline by Jim Rohn

   The mother's heart is the child's school-room.
 ~funny sex quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

   Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.
 ~saying about sex by André Gide, L'immoraliste

   In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry.
 ~quote about Business by Dave Barry

   Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
 ~quotes on Living by Euripides, Alexander

   God has given a great deal to man, but man would like something from man.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The moment a child is born, the mother is also bornShe never existed beforeThe woman existed, but the mother, neverA mother is something absolutely new
 ~quotations on Mothers Day by Rajneesh

   The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune.
 ~funny sex quotes by Boris Pasternak

   I'm not an environmentalist. I'm an Earth warrior.
 ~saying about sex by Darryl Cherney, quoted in Smithsonian, April 1990

   So many pictures, so little time!
 ~quote about Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   Creativity arises out of the tension between spontaneity and limitations, the latter (like the river banks) forcing the spontaneity into the various forms which are essential to the work of art or poem
 ~quotes on Creativity by Rollo May
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