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   You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Author Unknown

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   Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
 ~quotes on Adversity by From the movie The African Queen

   To feel brave and cheerful, act brave and cheerful. Feeling will follow.
 ~sayings on Emotions by

   I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
 ~quotations on Health by Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

   No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
 ~funny sex quotes by Elbert Hubbard

   The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.
 ~saying about sex by Christopher Morley

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   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
 ~quote about Women by Author Unknown

   All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot.
 ~quotes on Self-Control by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887

   Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
 ~sayings on Marriage by H.L. Mencken

   You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.
 ~quotations on Relationships by Frederick Buechner

   Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder; but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night.
 ~funny sex quotes by Marion Howard

   And upsidedown in the earth a dead man walks upon my soles when I walk.
 ~saying about sex by Author Unknown

   Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.
 ~quote about Food by Author Unknown

   If you hear a voice within you say you cannot paint, then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
 ~quotes on Confidence by Vincent Van Gogh

   In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.
 ~sayings on Night by Mark Twain

   But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day.
 ~quotations on Time by Benjamin Disraeli

   God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them
 ~funny sex quotes by Author Unknown

   Without love, benevolence becomes egotism
 ~saying about sex by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier
 ~quote about Birthdays by Dan Bennett

   God uses suffering as a whetstone, to make men sharp with
 ~quotes on Adversity by Henry Ward Beecher

   Nature wants us to enjoy life to the full and die without giving it a second thought; Christianity wants the opposite.
 ~sayings on Religion by Sainte-Beuve, Les Cahiers

   Football is a game played for 90 minutes by 22 men, and Germany always win.


 ~quotations on Sports by Gary Linneker

   Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
 ~funny sex quotes by Abe Lemons

   When you're in the midst of a blizzard, you don't shovel your driveway ... you scrape the pileup of snow off your roof to keep your house from falling in. Some of that snow may fall on a guest approaching your porch ... too bad
 ~saying about sex by John DeLasaux

   Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
 ~quote about Feminism by Will Rogers

   Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Edna Woolman Chase

   Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Percy Byshe Shelley

   Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.
 ~quotations on Curiosity by Bernard Baruch

   If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
 ~funny sex quotes by Johann von Goethe

   Why always not yet? Do flowers in spring say not yet?
 ~saying about sex by Norman Douglas

   We spend our days in deliberating, and we end them without coming to any resolve.
 ~quote about Thinking by L'Estrange

   Where there is no vision, people perish.
 ~quotes on Career by Emerson

   Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
 ~sayings on American football by Heywood Hale Brown

   Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
 ~quotations on Light by Douglas Adams

   Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark.
 ~funny sex quotes by George Iles

   Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.
 ~saying about sex by A.A. Milne

   Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
 ~quote about Freedom by Thomas Macaulay

   Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
 ~quotes on Women's Greetings by James Shubert

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