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   When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
 ~quote about Advice by Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings

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   A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
 ~quotes on Money by Yogi Berra

   There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Robert Graves, 1962 interview on BBC-TV, based on a very similar statement he overheard around 1955

   It is frequently the tragedy of the great artist, as it is of the great scientist, that he frightens the ordinary man.
 ~quotations on Art by Loren Eiseley, The Night Country, 1971

   My life is my message.
 ~funny sex sayings by Mahatma Ghandi

   In an incredible perversion of justice, former soldiers who sprayed festeringly poisonous chemicals on Vietnam, and now find today that they themselves have been damaged by them, appeal to the people for sympathy and charity. The effects of the defoliant Agent Orange are discussed at length, but not one single newspaper article or hearing that we are aware of has even mentioned the effects of the people who still live in those regions of Vietnam. It's as outlandish as if Nazis who gassed Jews were now to come forward and whine that the poisons they utilized had finally made them sick. The staggering monstrousness goes unlaughed at and even unnoticed, as in a Kafka novel.
 ~saying about sex by Fred Woodworth, The Match, No. 79

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   The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm
 ~quote about Graduation by Fred Dehner

   It is only when the mind and character slumber that the dress can be seen.
 ~quotes on Appearance by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future
 ~sayings on Self-Determination by Ralph Abernathy

   Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
 ~quotations on Perfection by Samuel McChord Crothers

   What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
 ~funny sex sayings by Sigmund Freud, 1933

   We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
 ~saying about sex by Buddha

   It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
 ~quote about Patriotism by J. Horace McFarland

   One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
 ~quotes on Golf by George Archer

   I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
 ~sayings on Sports by Clint Sprague

   Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
 ~quotations on Jewelry by Thomas Carlyle

   Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
 ~funny sex sayings by William Stafford

   Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch."
 ~saying about sex by Joan Rivers

   What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
 ~quote about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark
 ~quotes on April Fool's Day by Henry Louis Mencken

   No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.
 ~sayings on Perspective by Charles Dudley Warner

   There is no surer method of evading the world than by following Art, and no surer method of linking oneself to it than by Art.
 ~quotations on Art by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary.
 ~funny sex sayings by Albert Einstein

   Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse?
 ~saying about sex by Roland Barthes

   Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
 ~quote about Memorial Day by Lucy Larcom

   Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Author Unknown

   Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
 ~sayings on Faith by J.R.R. Tolkien

   One of the best things about paintings is their silence - which prompts reflection and random reverie.
 ~quotations on Art by Mark Stevens

   Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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   Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation.
 ~saying about sex by Author Unknown

   Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Jesse Jackson

   History is a living whole. If one organ be removed, it is nothing but a lifeless mass.
 ~quotes on History by Frederic Harrison, The Meaning of History

   Independence... [is] middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
 ~sayings on Community by G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion, 1912

   Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by Elise Boulding

   I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
 ~funny sex sayings by Author Unknown

   When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge.
 ~saying about sex by Tuli Kupferberg

   [O]f all the aspects of social misery nothing is so heartbreaking as unemployment.
 ~quote about Unemployment by Jane Addams, 1910

   The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.
 ~quotes on Speaking by Germain G. Glien

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