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   True silence is the rest of the mind, and is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.
 ~quote about Solitude by William Penn

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   Prejudices subsist in people's imagination long after they have been destroyed by their experience.
 ~quotes on Prejudice by Ernest Dimnet

   Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
 ~sayings on Helping by Lowell

   Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
 ~quotations on Trees by Woody Allen

   Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
 ~funny sex sayings by Robert Heinlein

   Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring and my legs work
 ~saying about sex by David Spade

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   A free press can be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom a press will never be anything but bad.
 ~quote about Censorship by Albert Camus

   A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
 ~quotes on Intuition by Jawaharlal Nehru

   Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
 ~sayings on Self-Control by Jim Carrey, from a Michael Fleming interview in the March 2004 issue of Playboy magazine

   I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
 ~quotations on Baseball by Tom Clark

   It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
 ~funny sex sayings by Joseph Joubert

   The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
 ~saying about sex by Robert Byrne

   Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
 ~quote about Marriage by Isadora Duncan

   Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known
 ~quotes on Adversity by Garrison Keillor

   Inspiration: a peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
 ~sayings on Religion by Voltaire

   If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
 ~quotations on Homosexuality by Author Unknown

   Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy, or proposed to worship any other God that they should kill him; and suppose that afterward this same God took upon himself flesh, and came to this very chosen people and taught a different religion, and that thereupon the Jews crucified him; I ask you, did he not reap exactly what he had sown? What right would this god have to complain of a crucifixion suffered in accordance with his own command?
 ~funny sex sayings by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 2

   Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
 ~saying about sex by

   Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner.
 ~quote about Photography by Author Unknown

   Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
 ~quotes on Future by Seneca

   Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
 ~sayings on Success by Zig Ziglar

   If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
 ~quotations on Money by Aristotle Onassis

   There are those who are so scrupulously afraid of doing wrong that they seldom venture to do anything.
 ~funny sex sayings by Vauvenargues

   Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.
 ~saying about sex by William A. Ward

   Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
 ~quote about Humor by George Saintsbury

   There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
 ~quotes on Sleep by Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

   The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
 ~sayings on Responsibility by Giosué Borsi

   By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
 ~quotations on Self-Discovery by George Herbert

   Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
 ~funny sex sayings by

   While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
 ~saying about sex by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
 ~quote about Flowers by Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey

   The surest way to be alone is to get married.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Gloria Steinem

   Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade
 ~sayings on Graduation by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter.
 ~quotations on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
 ~funny sex sayings by W. Somerset Maugham

   Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?
 ~saying about sex by Author Unknown

   Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
 ~quote about Money by Clifford Odets

   Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, being you just the answers you need just the minute you need them.
 ~quotes on Jewelry by Richard Bach

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