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   It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world.
 ~quote about Curmudgeons by Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

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   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
 ~quotes on Self-Discovery by Anaïs Nin

   A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
 ~sayings on Parenting by Frank A. Clark

   Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
 ~quotations on Dental by Unknown high school principal

   Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
 ~funny sex sayings by Mark Twain

   Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense
 ~saying about sex by Ralph Waldo Emerson

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   When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
 ~quote about Confidence by African Proverb

   One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
 ~quotes on Kindness by Malayan Proverb

   Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
 ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970

   Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
 ~quotations on Honesty by Josh Billings

   Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
 ~funny sex sayings by Jean Giraudoux

   That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.
 ~saying about sex by James K. Feibleman

   Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
 ~quote about Proverbs by

   When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
 ~quotes on Leadership by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
 ~sayings on College by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
 ~quotations on Gifts by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

   To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
 ~funny sex sayings by E.W. Howe

   They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
 ~saying about sex by Confucius

   Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.
 ~quote about Hypocrisy by English Proverb

   It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
 ~quotes on Autumn by P.D. James

   There is a muscular energy in sunlight corresponding to the spiritual energy of wind.
 ~sayings on Weather by Annie Dillard

   Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
 ~quotations on Quotations by Santayana, Essays

   All deep things are song. It seems somehow the very central essence of us, song; as if all the rest were but wrappages and hulls!
 ~funny sex sayings by Thomas Carlyle

   Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.
 ~saying about sex by John Luckacs

   Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
 ~quote about Marriage by Duane Dewel

   When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
 ~quotes on Changes by Victor Frankl

   Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
 ~sayings on Business by David Sarnoff

   Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.
 ~quotations on Animal Rights by James Anthony Froude, Oceana, 1886

   Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.
 ~funny sex sayings by Immanuel Kant

   Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
 ~saying about sex by Stanislaw Lec, Unkempt Thoughts, 1962

   To accept a favor is to confer one. To refuse one is an insult. The open hand becomes the closed fist.
 ~quote about Personality by

   What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.
 ~quotes on Gratitude by Bertolt Brecht, Jungle of Cities, 1924

   In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
 ~sayings on Common sense by Norman O. Brown

   If you judge people you have no time to love them.
 ~quotations on Prejudice by Mother Teresa

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
 ~funny sex sayings by Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann

   The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
 ~saying about sex by Winston Churchill

   Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 ~quote about Life by George Bernard Shaw

   The poet's darling.
 ~quotes on Flowers by William Wordsworth, To the Daisy

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