The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents
~quote about Death by Bob Schaffer
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~quotes on Poetry by Leonard Cohen Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
~sayings on Humankind by William Hazlitt, The English Comic Writers, 1819 And on the eighth day God said, Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!
~quotations on Humorous by Author Unknown I now have one of the better libraries. I admit that I haven't read everything in my library, but I feel smarter just walking in it.
~funny sex sayings by Jim Rohn THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
~saying about sex by Carl Sagan
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~quote about Cinema by Alfred Hitchcock If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
~quotes on Jobs by Malcolm S. Forbes Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals.
~sayings on Ideals by G.K. Chesterton A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
~quotations on Women by Elbert Hubbard Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
~funny sex sayings by Ted Williams I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.
~saying about sex by Bob Lemon, 1977 A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
~quote about Puns by Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best, Last Essays of Elia, 1833 No nation is fit to set in judgment upon any other nation.
~quotes on Government by Woodrow Wilson Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which will never happen.
~sayings on Worry by James Russel Lowell Clothes can suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie, and apply subtle pressure while their wearer is speaking frankly and straightforwardly of other matters.
~quotations on Clothing by Anne Hollander A metaphor is like a simile.
~funny sex sayings by Author Unknown Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
~saying about sex by Arnold Glasow Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air. Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable. Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away.
~quote about Poetry by Carl Sandburg, Poetry Considered You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.
~quotes on Women by Carolyn Kenmore Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.
~sayings on Luck by Don Sutton To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it, whatever it is; and despise affectation
~quotations on Common sense by Horace Walpole When the designs are chosen with care, tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul.
~funny sex sayings by Michelle Delio No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
~saying about sex by Euripides Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.
~quote about Wise Words by Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like, and immorality is what they dislike.
~quotes on Morality by Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues, 30 August 1941 There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.
~sayings on Photography by Ansel Adams Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
~quotations on Debt by Author Unknown It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense.
~funny sex sayings by Alfred North Whitehead Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?
~saying about sex by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass A book is to me like a hat or coat - a very uncomfortable thing until the newness has been worn off.
~quote about Books Reading by Charles B. Fairbanks To be seventy years young is sometimes for more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
~quotes on Age by Oliver Wendell Holmes We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
~sayings on Age by Emily Dickinson The artist does not see things as they are, but as he is.
~quotations on Art by Alfred Tonnelle The most remarkable discovery made by scientists is science itself.
~funny sex sayings by Gerard Piel Be tolerant. Everybody is fighting a tough battle, just like you.
~saying about sex by Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
~quote about Women by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970 My books are very few, but then the world is before me - a library open to all - from which poverty of purse cannot exclude me - in which the meanest and most paltry volume is sure to furnish something to amuse, if not to instruct and improve.
~quotes on Libraries by Joseph Howe, 1824
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