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   Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
 ~quote about Humor by Ron Dentinger

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   Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
 ~quotes on Self Improvement by

   Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Author Unknown

   If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
 ~quotations on Music by Mencius

   Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
 ~funny sex sayings by Red Buttons

   The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
 ~saying about sex by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871

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   The speedway ends at the cemetery.
 ~quote about Driving by Author Unknown

   He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
 ~quotes on Columbus Day by Joaquin Miller

   Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
 ~sayings on Attitude by Kathleen Turner

   There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister

   If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.
 ~funny sex sayings by Lindsey Nelson

   A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
 ~saying about sex by Latin Proverb

   Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by Johann von Goethe

   Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
 ~quotes on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
 ~sayings on Laughter by Ken Kesey

   You can't run away from troubleThere ain't no place that far
 ~quotations on Adversity by Uncle Remus

   No man is quick enough to enjoy life to the full.
 ~funny sex sayings by Spanish Proverb

   Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.
 ~saying about sex by Katharine Brush

   The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
 ~quote about Happiness by C.P. Snow

   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 ~quotes on Cute by Arnold Glasow

   You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it
 ~sayings on Comedy by Bill Cosby

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.
 ~quotations on Environment by Author Unknown

   Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human life.
 ~funny sex sayings by Jesse Lee Bennett

   The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
 ~saying about sex by Adlai Stevenson

   You can fall in love at first sight with a place as with a person.
 ~quote about Places by Alec Waugh

   Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
 ~quotes on Love by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off
 ~sayings on Adversity by Lucretius, On the Nature of Things

   A writer and nothing else: a man alone in a room with the English language, trying to get human feelings right.
 ~quotations on Writing by John K. Hutchens, New York Herald Tribune, 10 September 1961

   After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world
 ~funny sex sayings by Pam Shaw

   The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
 ~saying about sex by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   War is the only game in which it doesn't pay to have the home-court advantage.
 ~quote about War by Dick Motta

   Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason
 ~quotes on Election Day by Author Unknown

   The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
 ~sayings on Humankind by Don Marquis

   Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Dale Carnegie

   History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.
 ~funny sex sayings by Alexis de Tocqeville, 1856

   The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.
 ~saying about sex by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.
 ~quote about Speeches by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1845

   You have to learn to treat people as a resource......you have to ask not what do they cost, but what is the yield, what can they produce?
 ~quotes on Business by Peter F. Drucker

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