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   Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
 ~quote about Art by Scott Adams

   Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simple. It is man who complicates it.
 ~quotes on Environment by Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972

   Life is simple, its just not easy.
 ~sayings on Life by Author Unknown

   My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Henny Youngman

   To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
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   The pause is as important as the note.
 ~saying about sexual by Truman Fisher

   The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
 ~quote about Crying by Henry Maudsley

   One of the endlessly alluring aspects of mathematics is that its thorniest paradoxes have a way of blooming into beautiful theories.
 ~quotes on Math by Philip J. Davis

   The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
 ~sayings on Happiness by Mark Twain

   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Oscar Levant

   Adversity is the first path to truth
 ~funny sexual saying by Lord Byron

   The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
 ~saying about sexual by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
 ~quote about Attitude by Albert Camus, Lyrical and Critical Essays

   Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
 ~quotes on Taxes by Robert Heinlein

   For a long life, breakfast like a king; lunch moderately and dine like a pauper.
 ~sayings on Health by

   The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them
 ~quotations on Commitment Ceremonies by Stephen King

   I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.
 ~funny sexual saying by Andrée Putman

   The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
 ~saying about sexual by Mark Twain

   When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
 ~quote about Family by George Bernard Shaw

   People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love
 ~quotes on Dance by Miriam Makeba

   The worst club in my bag is my brain.
 ~sayings on Golf by Chris Perry

   Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.
 ~quotations on Music by Leigh Hunt

   To be wronged is a trifle, unless we continue to remember it.
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   When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
 ~saying about sexual by Ogden Nash

   Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
 ~quote about Soul by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897

   There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
 ~quotes on Gambling by Jack Yelton

   The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
 ~sayings on Environment by Ross Perot

   We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
 ~quotations on Living by John Newton

   They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
 ~funny sexual saying by Author Unknown

   A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
 ~saying about sexual by Francis O'Walsh

   In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.
 ~quote about Parenting by Author Unknown

   The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it
 ~quotes on Groundhog Day by Patrick Young

   Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
 ~sayings on Critics by Mel Brooks

   Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you
 ~quotations on Children by Kahlil Gibran

   No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
 ~funny sexual saying by Abraham Lincoln

   I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
 ~saying about sexual by Aristotle

   Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.
 ~quote about Body by Henry Miller

   Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
 ~quotes on Taxes by F.J. Raymond

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