The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size.
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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.
~quotes on Housework by Joan Rivers Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oathToday, we are a pious and exemplary communityThirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings consider
~sayings on New Year by Mark Twain It is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
~quotations on Attitude by Oliver Wendell Holmes Crystallizing my feelings about the game, I find that squash is less frustrating than golf, less fickle than tennis. It is easier than badminton, cheaper than polo. It is better exercise than bowls, quicker than cricket, less boring than jogging, drier than swimming, safer than hang gliding.
~funny shirt saying by John Hopkins, Squash: A Joyful Game, 1980 A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish.
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Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too
~quote about Mothers Day by Lionel Kauffman I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
~quotes on Driving by Author Unknown Writing is a struggle against silence.
~sayings on Writing by Carlos Fuentes Someday is not a day of the week.
~quotations on Procrastination by Author Unknown Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
~funny shirt saying by Author Unknown Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
~saying about shirt by Plautus A good style should show no signs of effort. What is written should seem a happy accident.
~quote about Writing by W. Somerset Maugham, Summing Up, 1938 I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet got ourselves.
~quotes on Books Reading by E.M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951 There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
~sayings on Money by Jack Yelton I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
~quotations on Dance by ee cummings Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.
~funny shirt saying by William Safire I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis.
~saying about shirt by Brett Butler People are largely what we make them. A smile or pleasant look turns a cranky grouch into a cheerful cherub. A frown or serious look repels even an optimist.
~quote about Financial by Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving.
~quotes on Politics by Robertson Davies I love being marriedIt's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
~sayings on Weddings by Rita Rudner The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
~quotations on Women's Greetings by Natalie Wood The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving
~funny shirt saying by Russell Green Like all valuable commodities, truth is often counterfeited.
~saying about shirt by James Cardinal Gibbons Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
~quote about Writing by Author Unknown, commonly misattributed to Samuel Johnson (*) (Thank you, Frank Lynch.) Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
~quotes on American football by Merle Kessler The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
~sayings on Vegetarianism by Michael Klaper, M.D., author of Vegan Nutrition: Pure & Simple I don't discriminate - I'm an equal-opportunity hugger.
~quotations on Hugs by Author Unknown Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
~funny shirt saying by Ambrose Redmoon In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
~saying about shirt by Charles de Gaulle One of the deepest impulses in man is the impulse to record, - to scratch a drawing on a tusk or keep a diary, to collect sagas and heap cairns. This instinct as to the enduring value of the past is, one might say, the very basis of civilization.
~quote about History by John Jay Chapman, Memories and Milestones They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.
~quotes on Writing by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, 1621 When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.
~sayings on Men by S. Sachs God has editing rights over our prayers. He will... edit them, correct them, bring them in line with His will and then hand them back to us to be resubmitted.
~quotations on Prayer by Stephen Crotts The regular course was Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with; and then the different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
~funny shirt saying by Lewis Carroll Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a wearisome malady.
~saying about shirt by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.
~quote about Age by From the movie Out to Sea There is one armor that the world of men and women, as a world, has never yet put on. The churches have long bungled with its fastenings, but the world has gone unfended, and few have been those in whose hands the mystical sword of the spirit has shone with daily use. This armor, waiting to be worn, is the armor of brotherhood and sacrifice, the world of unselfishness, a conquering sword, with the power, where used, to unite the world in love. And there are none who may not put it on.
~quotes on Peace by M.A. DeWolfe Howe
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