To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
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Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling.
~quotes on Bicycling by James E. Starrs In every work of genius, we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
~sayings on Genius by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self Reliance, Essays, 1841 To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so
~quotations on Computers by Robert Orben Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
~funny short saying by Sidney J. Phillips It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting.
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He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
~quote about Humility by George Eliot (Marian Evans Cross), Adam Bede, 1859 Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
~quotes on Dieting by Beth McCollister After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
~sayings on Get Well Soon by W.C. Fields Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
~quotations on Laughter by Anna Fellows Johnston You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
~funny short saying by Ray Bradbury Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
~saying about short by Bertold Brecht Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
~quote about Marriage by H.L. Mencken I don't go for this auto-cannibalism. Very damaging.
~quotes on Psychology by Peter O'Toole, on psychoanalysis You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.
~sayings on Humorous by Conan O'Brien, 2003 I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
~quotations on Miscellaneous by Andy Warhol The faculty of attention has utterly vanished from the Anglo-Saxon mind, extinguished at its source by the big bayadère of journalism, of the newspaper and the picture magazine which keeps screaming, Look at me. Illustrations, loud simplifications... bill poster advertising - only these stand a chance.
~funny short saying by Henry James Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
~saying about short by Garrison Keillor It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.
~quote about Worry by Josh Billings War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today.
~quotes on War by John F. Kennedy I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
~sayings on Worry by Mark Twain The sports page records people's accomplishments; The front page nothing but their failures
~quotations on Sports by Jutice Earl Warren It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
~funny short saying by Howard Ruff, How to Prosper in the Coming Bad Years, 1979 Everything you can imagine is real.
~saying about short by Pablo Picasso In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.
~quote about Relationships by Linda Ellerbee, Move On: Adventures in the Real World A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket.
~quotes on Writing by Charles Peguy God is innocent. Noah built in a flood plain.
~sayings on Religion by Author Unknown No worthwhile book shows its best face in first reading. It requires several. Doubly and triply true of proverbs. Every time we read them we see something we missed before.
~quotations on Personality by In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
~funny short saying by Stephen Phillips It's just life. Just live it.
~saying about short by Terri Guillemets Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball.
~quote about Soccer by Author unknown, from an article in Rio de Janeiro's Jornal dos Sports [T]he ear of jealousy heareth all things.
~quotes on Jealousy by The Bible (Apocrypha), Wisdom of Solomon 1:10 In my friend, I find a second self.
~sayings on Friendship by Isabel Norton Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
~quotations on Television by Alfred Hitchcock It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues.
~funny short saying by Abraham Lincoln If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
~saying about short by Joey Adams Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he's pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he's playing outfield and who's always thinking about two innings ahead just what he'll do to baffle the other team. Any manager would want a guy like that playing for him. The only trouble is to get him to put down his cup of beer and come down out of the stands and do those things
~quote about Baseball by Danny Murtaugh I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.
~quotes on Nature by e.e. cummings
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