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   Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
 ~quote about Consumerism by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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   To those with ears to hear, libraries are really very noisy places. On their shelves we hear the captured voices of the centuries-old conversation that makes up our civilization.
 ~quotes on Libraries by Timothy Healy

   Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o
 ~sayings on Thanksgiving Day by Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson)

   Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life.
 ~funny simpson quote by Annette Goodheart

   Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
 ~saying about simpson by Colette
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   Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker, let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
 ~quote about Speeches by Kin Hubbard

   Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself.
 ~quotes on Writing by Franz Kafka

   To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
 ~sayings on Sex by Don Schrader

   If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 ~quotations on Perspective by Abraham Maslow

   Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
 ~funny simpson quote by Guy de Maupassant

   I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
 ~saying about simpson by Stanley Baldwin

   Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
 ~quote about Success by Anthony Robbins

   He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man.
 ~quotes on Debt by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Love me and the world is mine.
 ~sayings on Love by David Reed

   We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~funny simpson quote by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

   Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
 ~saying about simpson by Henry Louis Mencken

   You have to wake up a virgin each morning.
 ~quote about Living by Jean-Louis Barrault

   A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. For the most part we miss the hue and fragrance of the thought; as if we could be satisfied with the dews of the morning or evening without their colors, or the heavens without their azure.
 ~quotes on Writing by Henry David Thoreau

   We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education
 ~sayings on Birth by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

   There's a saying among prospectors: Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Robert Flaherty

   Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.
 ~funny simpson quote by Author Unknown

   A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
 ~saying about simpson by Fats Domino

   There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
 ~quote about Politics by Author Unknown

   This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
 ~quotes on Grammar by Attributed to Winston Churchill, rejecting the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition, c.

   The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
 ~sayings on Business by Henry Ford

   Wherever you go, go with all your heart
 ~quotations on Graduation by Confucius

   As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times
 ~funny simpson quote by Orson Scott Card

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
 ~saying about simpson by William Shakespeare

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
 ~quote about Grandparents Day by Alex Haley

   There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
 ~quotes on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith, Life and Human Nature, Afterthoughts, 1931

   [I]t must be emphasized that nonviolent resistance is not a method for cowards; it does resistIf one uses this method because he is afraid or merely because he lacks the instruments of violence, he is not truly nonviolentThis is why Gandhi often said that
 ~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

   He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends.
 ~quotations on Money by William Shakespeare

   Democracy is necessitated by the fact that all men are sinners; it is made possible by the fact that we know it.
 ~funny simpson quote by D. Elton Trueblood

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
 ~saying about simpson by Elbert Hubbard

   My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!
 ~quote about Imagination by Dr. Seuss

   Americans like fat books and thin women.
 ~quotes on Books Reading by Russell Baker
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